A feline veterinary clinic in Dublin is currently hiring for the position of Cat Cuddler - yes, that is the actual job title. 

The very appropriately named Just Cats clinic in Clonsilla, Dublin recently shared the announcement that they are seeking a new full-time team member to take on the gargantuan and trying task of cuddling and comforting their adorable kitty clients. 

The job posting asks these questions, which I personally relate to very strongly: 

  • Are you a crazy cat person and loves cats?
  • Does cattitude come naturally to you?
  • Have you counted kittens before you go asleep?
  • Do you feed the stray cats in your locality?
  • Does petting cats make you feel warm and fuzzy?

This is the second time Just Cats has hired for the coveted Cat Cuddler role, previously vetting candidates last May: 

Irish vet clinic seeks professional "Cat Cuddler"

Love cats? Drop everything (except your cat!) because one Irish vet clinic is seeking a "Professional Cat Cuddler" Read more here: http://bit.ly/2sbLngi

Posted by IrishCentral.com on Wednesday, May 31, 2017

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Just Cats describes themselves as "Dublin's only veterinary clinic for just cats" and notes that they are "an equal opportunities employer; however, we do discriminate against dogs attending our veterinary clinic as patients."

The ideal candidate for the job must have: "gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time.

"They need to be softly spoke[n] and capable of cat whispering to calm the nerves of some of our in patients.

"An ability to understand different types of purring is a distinct added advantage in helping you secure this position with us." 

Actually, bye, I'm off to Dublin!