A feline veterinary clinic in Dublin is currently hiring for the position of Cat Cuddler - yes, that is the actual job title. 

The very appropriately named Just Cats clinic in Clonsilla, Dublin recently shared the announcement that they are seeking a new full-time team member to take on the gargantuan and trying task of cuddling and comforting their adorable kitty clients. 

The job posting asks these questions, which I personally relate to very strongly: 

  • Are you a crazy cat person and loves cats?
  • Does cattitude come naturally to you?
  • Have you counted kittens before you go asleep?
  • Do you feed the stray cats in your locality?
  • Does petting cats make you feel warm and fuzzy?

This is the second time Just Cats has hired for the coveted Cat Cuddler role, previously vetting candidates last May: 

Irish vet clinic seeks professional "Cat Cuddler"

Love cats? Drop everything (except your cat!) because one Irish vet clinic is seeking a "Professional Cat Cuddler" Read more here: http://bit.ly/2sbLngi

Posted by IrishCentral.com on Wednesday, May 31, 2017

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Just Cats describes themselves as "Dublin's only veterinary clinic for just cats" and notes that they are "an equal opportunities employer; however, we do discriminate against dogs attending our veterinary clinic as patients."

The ideal candidate for the job must have: "gentle hands capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time.

"They need to be softly spoke[n] and capable of cat whispering to calm the nerves of some of our in patients.

"An ability to understand different types of purring is a distinct added advantage in helping you secure this position with us." 

Actually, bye, I'm off to Dublin!

What if you had to cuddle cats like it's your job because it was actually YOUR JOB? iStock