When you type “Irish” into a database of stock images, plenty of expected things come up. Green fields, shamrocks, the Irish flag, and many a full Irish breakfast

And dogs and cats, lots of dogs and cats, all dressed up in "Irish" or St. Patrick's Day themed regalia. 

Very few of them look happy about it. 

 

Here are 15 cats and dogs who are not at all into St. Patrick's Day

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If looks could kill...

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"I don't even know who I am in this hat."

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Oh the feels...

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"This is WAY too light to be Guinness! Come ON!"

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"Let's just get this over with."

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"I don't know how to play with this toy."

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"I hate this hat."

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"Why did you steal my hat??"

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"A shot glass necklace? Really?"

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"I'm wearing a bowler hat and the struggle is real."

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"But why is it green? I don't understand."

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Can't even with how photoshopped that rainbow is. 

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"Maybe this is all just a bad dream?"

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"You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding."

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"This outfit doesn't even have anything to do with being Irish."

This guy is totally fine with everything, though:

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(It's because his hat is the coolest.)

* Originally published in Nov 2014.

"I don't like this. I don't like this one bit." This dog is not happy about being Irish.Thinkstock