Okay so I know coming up to the holidays people can tend to get a little bit wooly-headed but I thought I payed attention, at all times, to what was happening in Hollywood and especially what is going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

You can imagine my shock with when I saw the front cover of OK! Magazine.

The magazine says the Pattinson and Stewart took part in the private ceremony in Rio. The claim to have photographs for "the big event in Brazil" and  "their sexy Rio honeymoon".

By now you've probably guessed that my minor palpitations were unnecessary. They were of course talking about the nuptials between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, their characters in "Twilight" and not the actual actors. Phew.

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