Today the world-changing news that Kim Kardashian West is going to the White House on official business (actually for a great reason: campaigning for prison reform) dropped.
But why is Kim really going to the White House? Here are five possible reasons.
- Her name is Kim. North Korean dictator is also called Kim. Trump foreign policy experts think they may be related.
- The Kardashian family is originally from Armenia, which is a country close to Russia… Kardashian collusion!!!
- The Trump experts have figured it is all actually a reality show and Kim is auditioning for First Lady's BFF.
- The CIA stands for “Kardashians in Armenia,” a secret code that will be revealed tomorrow. I know CIA starts with C but Trump would never win a spelling bee either.
- Kim, Kourtney, Khloe -- KKK! It’s a code that Jared Kushner wants them to infiltrate the white supremacist group.
Kardashian is believed to have voted for Hillary Clinton, while her husband, Kanye West, has been exceptionally vocal about his support and admiration for President Donald Trump.