Oh to be a fly on the wall at halftime of the Champions League clash between Manchester United and AC Milan in Italy tonight.

Loaner David Beckham has been picked to start against his former club for the first time since his disagreeable exit in 2003.

Manchester United Manager has been pouring faint praise on former Man U star David Beckham all week.

Just yesterday Fergie told reporters that Beckham's biggest asset was his experience.

As Sam Wallace pointed out in today's Irish Independent, that's the same as praising a racehorse for having four legs.

Be interesting to see what happens if Beckham gets one past them.