Glenn Beck's Nolan chart has become the latest political fad in Tea Party and Libertarian circles.
Right after he mentioned it the site crashed and has stayed down -- which leaves me with an interesting dilemma.

I want to take the test but can't find what it is. I've done my best as a fellow Irish American to Mr. Nolan whoever he was to recreate the questions.I'll call it the Roberts chart.
For my liberal readers I also include the Kennedy chart.

Here are my ten questions.
1. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Bill O'Reilly?
If answer is yes, 4 points , no 0
2. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Sean Hannity?
Yes 4 points, No 0
3. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Rush Limbaugh?
Yes, 4 points, no 0
4. Do you think Rachel Maddow should wear a burka?
Yes 4 points, No 0
5. Should illegal immigrants be executed?
Yes 4 points No 0
6. Do you think Barack Obama is a Kenyan spy?
Yes 4 points No 0
7.Do you like St.Patrick's Day?
Yes 4 points, No 0
8.Is your favorite color red?
Yes 0 No 4 points
9. Do you think Mexico should be nuked?
yes 4 points No 0
10. Have you reached the end of this survey?
Yes 4 points No 0

Next up the Kennedy Test for liberals
1. Do you miss the Soviet Union
Yes 4 points, No 0
2. Red is your favorite color
Yes 4 points No 0
3. Ted Kennedy was our lost best president
Yes 4 points, No 0
4. Rush Limbaugh is retarded
Yes 4 points No 0
5. Much more government is needed
Yes 4 points No 0
6. Soviet style central planning works
Yes 4 points No 0
7. Single payer Health care works
Yes 4 points No 0
8. Barack Obama is Lincoln redux
Yes 4 points No 0
9. We should all move to Canada
Yes 4 points No 0
10. I have reached the end o the survey
Yes 4 points, No 0


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