Posted by Kelly Fincham at 5/20/2009 10:48 AM EDT

No-one has been able to figure out just what the world's richest people were talking about last week but here's my wish list for them.

Buy Ireland
Or do a lease-back
Or even rent it
Put Michael Bloomberg in charge of the country
Put George Soros in charge of finance
Put Warren Buffet in charge of investments
Bill Gates in charge of industry
Put Oprah in charge of literature (all Irish writers would get on Oprah list)
Put Ted Turner in charge of RTE (and TV3 to boot)
And finally - because we are so rich - move the Gulf Stream to Donegal (have you ever tried swimming off Tory Island?!)