Spiderman: Turn off the Dark? Actually, turn the lights up full because the cast keep injuring themselves. Maybe they'll fare better if they can, you know, see where they're going?
Will you fall off your chair if I tell you the much-delayed U2 musical "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" has again pushed back its premiere?
Set to open on January 11, the $65 million show now will see the curtain rise sometime in February.
Word is that the celebrated Broadway director Julie Taymor and Irish composer Bono need time for rewrites to improve the story line.
Meanwhile, though, full-price previews are continuing. And to be fair, the word on the street is already claiming it'll be an enormous hit.
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