Robert Pattinson is "pale, pasty and pathetic."
So says Judge Jason Gardiner from the British TV show "Dancing on Ice."
The 38-year-old Aussie says there's no way he would want "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson, 23, as his dancing partner.
He says he'd prefer Pattinson's American co-star Taylor Lautner.
Gardiner said Lautner, 17, who plays werewolf Jacob Black would be his first choice.
"Taylor Lautner would be my ideal dance partner because he looks amazing," he said.
"I don't get the whole Robert Pattinson thing; he's pale, pasty and pathetic."
"I want a man with a good complexion and a powerful body and he doesn't have either."
Ah well then, maybe it's because Gardiner's an Aussie...He's probably not used to the pasty look of the Brits!