Lindsay Lohan might be desperate (according to her father Michael) but she's not desperate enough to enter "Celebrity Rehab."
LiLo has turned down $1m to appear on the reality show "Celeb Rehab" (is anyone else sick to the back teeth of these air-brushed "reality shows").
She doesn't think she's addicted enough.
We'll let that one slide right by us without comment.
It's also unlikely she'd want to share the same stage as Dr. Drew who has been quite vocal in his criticism of her.
She's not the only one to turn down the dreaded Dr. Drew.
Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller all rebuffed his, erm, advances.
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