November 7, 2022: Former U.S. President Donald Trump speaks during a rally at the Dayton International Airport in Vandalia, Ohio while campaigning for Republican candidates, including U.S. Senate candidate JD Vance, for the 2022 general election.Getty Images

The biggest parting gift that Donald Trump could give America now is to announce his candidacy for president again. 

It would be a gift to President Biden, who will once again beat him like a drum in any new match-up, but it would be an unintended gift to the wider nation too since the midterms have proved that America has finally gotten wise to this would-be authoritarian and his unmistakably anti-democratic grifts.

The only thing that could make another Trump presidential run even more favorable for Democrats at this point is the announcement that Elon Musk has volunteered to run his campaign. 

Put simply, Trump is political Kryptonite. By any yardstick, the recent midterms were historically bad for Republicans, who had laughably fallen for their own propaganda and anticipated a red wave - a red tsunami in fact.

Circumstances were certainly favorable. Biden's popularity was underwater, although his programs were well-received. Inflation had risen along with gas prices, things should have favored the GOP.

But it was a red mirage. The only red wave they saw turned on Tuesday out to be the ketchup-stained walls of Mar-a-Lago, where – as Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony recounted - Trump most likely recreated the epic tantrum she once witnessed, throwing another Heinz-filled tureen at the White House walls.

One would need a heart of stone not to laugh at the result of all his recent endorsements – just ask Mehmet Oz, Don Bolduc, Blake Masters, Kari Lake, and others.

It turns out that voters are immune to the siren call of MAGA extremism, election denialism, and minority bashing. It turns out armed insurrections seeking to overthrow the United States aren't popular.

It turns out young people don't support having their LGBT friends and family targeted and bashed by draconian bills and bigoted political pandering.

It turns out women don't appreciate having their long-settled right to choose unceremoniously stripped by GOP-appointed conservative justices

It turns out that attacking modest student loan forgiveness but supporting eye-watering bailouts for Wall Street gets you noticed by young voters - and it turns out they'll vote you out.

Claiming that he's the only wave that lifts all boats, in reality Trump's the hurricane that sinks them. But don't take my word for it, in fact, ignore my word. Rally around him once again. 

It is lamentable that Trump stole the nation's most classified documents and took them to his minimum security golf resort.

It is lamentable that he incited an armed insurrection in which people were killed and the Vice President was threatened with hanging. So instead of running for president, I'd rather see him indicted. 

But in the mean time I hope he will start his ill advised new presidential campaign  in the state of Georgia by also assisting – sorry cementing – the fate of Herschel Walker.

Then I hope he and his remaining supporters echo his increasingly sour attacks on Ron DeSanctimonious, Glenn Youngkin, and Mitch McConnell.

Knock yourselves out.