The worst Irish accents in Hollywood movies
Julia Roberts and Sean Connery may have won Oscars, but they can't pull off an Irish accent!
Published Sunday, January 23, 2011, 7:49 AM
Updated Sunday, January 23, 2011, 7:49 AM
The Irish accent, judging from some of Hollywood's attempts at it over the years, must surely be one of the most difficult for actors to master. We've plowed through the archives and nominated our top 10 worst offenders. What do you think? Read down through our list or use the playlist on the right to listen to the top 10 Worst Hollywood Irish accents!
1. SEAN CONNERY IN DARBY O'GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE"
The gold standard to judge against all other bad Irish accents must surely remain Sean Connery's portrayal of Michael McBride, in the Walt Disney classic "Darby O' Gill and the Little People."
That was in 1959; by 1987, when he starred as the tough Irish cop Jim Malone in "The Untouchables," things had scarcely improved (though ironically, he nabbed the Best Supporting Actor Oscar).
it's not just the Irish accent that the Bond star has grappled with it - no doubt he also made the cut for some Top 10 List of Bad Russian Accents for his portrayal of Captain Marko Ramius, in "The Hunt for Red October."
3. KEVIN SPACEY IN "ORDINARY DECENT CRIMINAL"
Every so often, U.S. actors - even really good, respected actors like Kevin Spacey - come out with stuff like "Ordinary Decent Criminal," a fairly unremarkable movie save for the fact that the main stars all try to outdo one another on the bad Irish accent front.
It's a kind of bizarre concoction of various Irish regional accents - a little bit of Dublin, a touch of Northern Ireland - that slips into American every fifth sentence or so.
It's astonishing that Colin Farrell, a native Dubliner, didn't think of saying to Spacey, "What the f**k, Kevin?! No one in Ireland, and I mean no one, talks like that! Now go get a voice coach and give the Oirish accent a rest!"
This mustn't have happened - and indeed, the director, Thaddeus O'Sullivan, himself an Irishman, somehow failed to spot that Spacey's co-star, Linda Fiorentino, had an equally ridiculous accent. Shame on both O'Sullivan and Farrell for not spotting these...
It remains a mystery why this film actually got made, when John Boorman's "The General" - a movie about the same thing - came out before it, and is vastly superior.
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Youthguy | Apr 12, 2011, 10:00 PM EDT
i can only assume that Richard Gere's abysmal "irish" accent in The Jackal must come in at no 11 then, it was terminally bad.
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maymeamy | Apr 12, 2011, 03:09 PM EDT
Carrickcourt - if you would have paid attention to the movie The Quiet Man you would have known that the Duke's character was born in Ireland, moved to the US as a child, & then moved back. That would be why he doesn't have an accent.
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sregdoor | Feb 12, 2011, 11:42 AM EST
John Wayne portrayed an American in The Quiet Man.
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ladyBoru | Feb 11, 2011, 05:15 PM EST
I guess I am totally dumb but I liked the movie P.S. I love you. I even bought it. I will not argue the accent part but I would watch Gerard Butler if the movie had been in sign language!
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pacifist | Feb 10, 2011, 07:07 AM EST
howarya, It shows you they didn't know what they were doing. Roma Downey's accent was just right. I'm from Donegal amd she is from Derry our next-door-neighbour county and I can vouch for her accent being the real thing.
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pacifist | Feb 10, 2011, 07:00 AM EST
For the sake of authenticity every actor should try to deliver lines as close as possible to that of ethnicity of the character being played. It doesn't have to be spot on. However there are limits to how authentic an accent should be because there are accents in specific regions in Ireland that people in other parts of Ireland have difficulty understanding. Parts of Cork, Kerry and Mayo come to mind. Naturally those kind of variations should be avoided. Nevertheless a little more effort should be made.
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edmundburke | Feb 09, 2011, 08:37 PM EST
Murph66, right you are on Donald Sutherland in The Eagle Has Landed. I would nominate that as the all time worst Irish accent -- laden with "shoor nows" etc., the only way I could imagine Sutherland being able to look himself in the mirror would be that he himself never heard an authentic Irish accent. Actually a whole slew of movies about Ireland or the Irish that were filmed in the 1950s and 1960s had tons of bad accents. One fairly good film from 1965, with great actors, Young Cassidy, was based on Sean O'Casey's life and filmed in Ireland -- but only the handful of genuine Irish actors in that film had the accent right (obviously). The rest, particularly star Rod Taylor, were terrible. So bad that they simply let the Brits who played the Anglo Irish get away with their natural British accents!
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CitizenWhy | Feb 09, 2011, 09:55 AM EST
You seem to think that the norm for a Hollywood movie is reality! LOL These movies and accents are for US, UK, and world consumption and it matters not one wit whether Irish people like the accent or not. I grew up amid immigrants from Ireland and they had various accents. So when I hear fake Irish accent it strikes me as possibly another real Irish accent (except total goofs like the Irish Spring commercial).
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pacifist | Feb 09, 2011, 04:18 AM EST
How about having a poll on the ten best Irish accents in Hollywodd films? Gregory Peck as Fr. Hugh Flanagan in the Scarlet and the Black pulled off a very authentic Irish accent in that great film.
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Newrone | Feb 08, 2011, 03:58 PM EST
All the links take me to obscure pages with links to pages that link me back here!!! Very clever, but where are the accents???
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S7McCabe | Feb 08, 2011, 12:22 PM EST
Shoot, when I went to County Monaghan, that was the worst Irish accent. The server, for our evening meal, spoke so fast that we couldn't understand a word she said. Hmmm...Maybe she was speaking in Gaelic. LOL She did sit down at the table with us. It was a very funny experience and I loved it.
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peterquinn | Feb 08, 2011, 10:04 AM EST
Worst ever Irish accent: Ann Bancroft playing Annie Sullivan in "The Miracle Worker." Overall a great performance, for which Bancroft won an Academy Award. But the brogue comes and goes, and when it comes it's somewhere between Italian/Polish/Mexican/Irish. (By the way, Annie Sullivan was the child of Famine immigrants, and a recent book—"Beyond the Miracle Worker," by Kim Nielsen—does a wonderful job of putting her life and work into perspective.)
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howareya | Jan 25, 2011, 11:11 AM EST
I heard an interview with Roma Downey (Touched by an Angel) and early in her career she tried to get the commercial for Irish Spring. They turned her down because she didn't have enough of a brogue. Have you heard the old commercials for that? Absolutely terrible!
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slainte39 | Jan 25, 2011, 01:31 AM EST
My vote for the worst is Gerard Butler-worse than the other nine combined. For the best accent by a non-Irish actor--Robert Mitchum, at least for someone in a leading role. Speaking of hiring Irish actors for Irish roles, I agree--not only better accents, but better actors. One caveat, actors from the south sometimes stumble when trying to do the Belfast accent, but then that's a different language--isn't it? I wouldn't give DD Lewis too much credit, even though he is the best actor, as his father was from Ireland and he spent a lot of time in the Wicklow mountains.
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