It is Easter and the jokers are out and about again. Here are our favorite kid’s jokes for the big day.
1. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
2. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
3. What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
4. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
5. Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!
6. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
7. How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
Eggscellent
8. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
9. What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!
10. How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane!
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