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Some terrible knee-slappers to keep you laughing this Christmas! Photo by: Thinkstock

Top ten worst Christmas and Santa Claus jokes of all time

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Some terrible knee-slappers to keep you laughing this Christmas! Photo by: Thinkstock

“'Tis the season to be jolly,” and with that, as the tradition goes, are some very very bad jokes.

Whether it’s that annoying uncle who thinks he is hilarious or those infamous jokes that come in the Christmas cracker box, you’re sure to hear some “clangers” this season.

Here’s our pick of some of the cringeworthy jokes that will have you chuckling to yourself this Christmas season.
 
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!
 
Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
 
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!

-Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
-Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.

Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He's a fungi to be with.
 
Q: What is Santa's favorite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
 
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
 
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
 
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
 
Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

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