Sasha and Malia bored in Ireland and Clare Daly’s rant about Obama “war criminal”


Sasha, Michelle and Malia Obama in Glendalough, Co. Wicklow last week. (EPA)
Sasha, Michelle and Malia Obama in Glendalough, Co. Wicklow last week. (EPA)

What did the Obama girls do to deserve such torture during their 24-hour visit to Dublin last week?

Bored stiff by some ancient book in Trinity College, forced to listen to ancient diddle-aye music at the now ancient show Riverdance, eaten alive by midges while looking at an ancient rock in Glendalough and, worst of all, having a pub lunch with some ancient, nauseating rock star called Bono.

Is it any wonder they were looking sulky and pulling cross-eyed faces?  At least they weren't on their phones all day like Irish teenagers.

After getting over the shock of how unimpressed the Obama girls seemed to be, and how their visit here with their mom was being reported back in the U.S., the Irish media decided to be sympathetic and agree.  

The Book of Kells and the old ledgers showing the family births and deaths of their Irish ancestors, the Kearneys, which the girls were shown in Trinity, was hardly interesting stuff for teenagers.  Riverdance is a show for middle-aged people.   Being bitten by midges is horrible and scary, especially if you're not used to it.

And who -- adult or teenager -- would want to be subjected to Bono and his ego when they're trying to eat their lunch?

The negative coverage was a bit of a laugh, we decided.  And it wasn't all boring, despite what the pictures seemed to show.  

They're barely teenagers, for God's sake.  Give them a break.

It's not so long since some of my gang were teenagers, and I know all about this.  You and I might think there are accepted standards of behavior in such situations even for teenagers (like when they're visiting relatives or attending school events), behavior involving politeness, showing an interest, making an effort to engage, smiling now and then.

It's not a big deal.  I'm just saying that when my teenagers behaved that way back in the day I was not happy with them.  I'm just saying, that's all.

Hundreds of Irish kids go on school trips to see the book of the Books of Kells here every year and find it amazing.  The history of your own family should be fascinating to anyone.

Glendalough is so spectacular (even when there are a few midges around) it could be a location for Game of Thrones.  What's not to like?   Even Riverdance is impressive, despite being a bit of a cliché these days.  

And as for His Bononess ... well, okay, there I give up.  He's enough to make anyone go cross-eyed.

As various people here said afterwards, it should have been lunch with Niall from One Direction.   That surely would have put a smile or two on those sad, disconnected Obama faces.

But it wasn't all Yawnsville, even for teenagers, although I do have some sympathy for the Obama girls. (At least they weren't on their phones, like the texter Enda Kenny when he was meeting the last Pope.)

The person from Official Ireland who put the program together clearly was trying to show off things that would look good on TV in the U.S. and attract lots of American tourists rather than genuinely entertain a couple of young teenagers.  

Was that the right thing to do?  Probably not ... but it's too late now.

The visit also raised some other questions, not just here but in the U.S.  How much had it cost? And was it worth it?

The answer is a definite yes, for one reason that got little attention.  While First Lady Michelle Obama and the two girls were here the meeting of the G8 leaders was taking place in Fermanagh, bringing the most powerful people in the world (Obama, Putin and the others) to Northern Ireland.  

Beautiful Lough Erne and Co. Fermanagh, once a very troubled place where sectarian murder was common, looked wonderful, bathed in sunshine.  It looked as beautiful and peaceful a place as you could imagine. 

And it also looked British.

The Union Jacks fluttering in the gentle breeze made it very clear to the global audience watching TV news that although the pictures were coming from Ireland, this was happening in a part of the United Kingdom.  David Cameron, the British prime minister, was on hand to welcome the world leaders.