Connemara moonshiners: The poitin patriots

I had to baptize them as well, so I invented titles such as Lettermore Leveler, Maam Blue Nun, Carraroe Nouveau and suchlike. The tongue-in-cheek reports must have been appreciated by the trade because, each Christmas for years, bottles of Mountain Dew mysteriously appeared on my morning doorstep.

Please remember that my order the other day was for medication for poor old Penny's backside. And for external application only!