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Crystal Swing and Jedward to duet?

File this one under: dear God no.


Irish pop promoter Louis Walsh wants bizarro Irish pop sensation Crystal Swing to duet with, um, bizarro Irish pop sensation Jedward.

If this duet happens, and we pray it doesn't, some European scientists are claiming it could create an explosion of anti-matter on par with the origin of the universe.

Translation: it would suck to the tenth power.

But if seeing your son and daughter singing to each other about drinking tequila and talking dirty in Spanish doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, then a romp with Jedward isn't exactly going to phase you either, is it?

I dread to think what song they'd all agree to perform? If it's 'The Hucklebuck' then the world as we know it might just come to an end.

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