Kate Middleton, Rory McIlroy on our “Heroes and Goats” list this week

Rory McIlroy

It is our new tradition, our top ten heroes and goats which we will announce at the end of every week. Here are this week’s lucky winners --and losers

1. Goat: Irish idiot who robbed a cannoli from a pastry shop at knifepoint in Boston soon after he got off the plane from home. A real genius.

2. Hero: Ronan Thompson, little boy who died and Taylor Swift wrote a best selling song about him leading to massive awareness of childhood cancer.

3. Goat: Rory McIlroy – for shooting himself in the foot about his plans to play for Britain in Olympics. They are in 2016 Rory, not 2012.

4. Hero: Ambassador Stevens in Libya who gave his life to further democracy in that country.

5. Goats: The militant fanatics who gunned him down.

6. Hero: Irish weather—finally made a late summer dash and saved the farmers who were looking at crops rotting in the field.

7. Goats: Real IRA “volunteers” who wore masks and fired shots over the grave of their departed leader Alan Ryan, a well-known local thug.

8. Hero: Irish Justice Minister Alan Shatter for pointing out how Ireland ignored the Holocaust and refused Jewish émigrés afterwards.

9. Goat: Kate Middleton –what could she have been thinking stripping off in France where the Paparazzi eat celebrities for lunch?

10. Hero: Archie from Armagh, smallest bull ever who has made Guinness Book of Records.

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