‘Jobless Paddy’ gets swamped with work offers after billboard

Whats wrong with a sandwich board saying "will work for cheese".The Government free cheese run out,gone like.What also needs to be taken into account is that over 450,000 unemployed people have not had sex for a long time now.No job,no money means no sex.This causes stress and tension amoungst the populace.It may get to a stage where an unemployed man and an unemployed women will have to come to some sort of gentlemans agreement and settle on bottled water and a few fried sausages in order for the deed to be done and satisfaction gained by both parties.Given the current economic climate.Enda Kenny should appear on Irish television to appeal to the women of Ireland to help the men of Ireland in their darkest hour.Free love or a few sausages and rashers and then free love.