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Wee willy? New play claims Irish men have small private parts



A new play that claims Irish men are less than well-endowed when it comes to private parts has made its off-Broadway debut in New York.

The play, called "The Irish Curse," has been called the “Vagina Monologues” for men, and has opened to good reviews.

The play action tales place at a support group meeting for Irish men who have the small willy problem, or think they have.

The meeting takes place in the basement of a church and features five characters, one direct from Ireland, the others Irish American.

Playwright Martin Casella says he believes the issue of small equipment is one that haunts Irish men, so he wrote a play about it.

There's Irish-born Kieran from Ireland, a lawyer named Joseph from Inwood in Manhattan, Rick from Staten Island and Bronx cop Stephen.

Overseeing them all is Father Kevin Shaunnessy, a middle-aged priest who has secrets of his own.

All confess they have the "Irish curse"  — the physical shortcomings that dog them as men.

The play explores the camaraderie between them and their efforts to help new arrival Kieran from Ireland cope with his inadequacies.

Casella has written a "funny, charming play," according to The New York Post review.

Wonder what Irish guys will make of this topic?


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No woman that I've ever been with has been shortchanged.
I don't know about most Irishmen, but if you ask me, the water in the urinal is cold...and deep.
Men should go to see this play with their mates and leave their wives at home. I don’t think women can relate as easily. The first half of this one act play is funny while the second is dramatic. The writer is stretching an old-wives-tale pretty far to create a metaphor for men who feel they come up short in some way. If you can’t relate to the stated reason for the men to feel cursed I found it helps to insert a short-coming of one’s own: lack of career status, lack of income, lack of muscles, stature, charm, education. To paraphrase a question asked by one of the men, “Will any woman love me once she finds out that I don’t measure up”. One annoying part of the show was Dan Butler ranting around the stage about George Bush, Obama, Clinton, and Republicans. I am sick of playwrights inserting their political views in the wrong forums or espousing views just to get a cheap laugh from a liberal, New York audience.
Everything is bigger in America, right? :)
It is not the size that matters, it is how you use it!
Cobblers of such nonsense have little appreciation of the great works of art that go back over centuries. They would notice how tiny men's genetalia that artists were won't to attach to huge paintings and sculpures. Women were shown to be massive in displays of their bodies. The Greeks and Romans should be equally targeted by the Kinseyesque creators of this garbage. Irish central are a retarded lot - desperate for notice. They're aiming to outdo the "The News Of The World," of Merry 'O.
Well there have been Many Many Many Irish born thru history, so I think no matter what they still do the job!
Never mind the quality feel the width!
Evidently, they didn't see Colin Farrell's sex tape....
Well, I guess that explains it!
Yerra, we may not go deep but we'll tear up the sides like no one's business!
Did not the ancient Celts go into battle naked striking fear unto their enemies ,which included the ancient Romans,Greeks,and other tribes of Europe? Enough said!!It's a wonder they did not trip over themselves running into battle! Slan ! So Long! So very Long!!!
as long as they are naked wearing little green bowlers and talk with bad brogues, what harm? Take the money.
This is crazy - ridiculing Irish people/men!
short shorts




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