RSS
Entertainment


Home Page > Entertainment > An Irishman’s rant: Why I hate Robert Pattinson

Blogs


comment on article 15 Comments
print this article Print
email this articleE-mail

An Irishman’s rant: Why I hate Robert Pattinson

IrishCentral staffer says 'Twilight' star is a 'narcissistic idiot'

By
KENNETH HAYNES
,
IrishCentral.com Staff Writer
Published Saturday, August 8, 2009, 10:05 AM
Updated Sunday, August 9, 2009, 12:51 PM
Read more: Jimmy Fallon, Robert Pattinson

Share
Bookmark and Share

Robert Pattinson and his famous 'do
Robert Pattinson and his famous 'do
Photo by Fashion Photo Daily

So Jimmy Fallon is getting great reviews and numbers for attacking Robert Pattinson on his nightly show. Good for him.

The Irish-American late night host is getting quite a reputation by tapping into the teenage mindset and getting big audience numbers by clever use of social networking sites and especially, his spoofs of Robert Pattinson.

If you haven't seen Fallon's hilarious piss take of Pattinson in a tree then you need to get yourself to YouTube fast – it's very funny and dead on.

It’s about time someone deflated the Pattinson bubble. He is the most overrated “star” to appear on the Hollywood horizon for a generation.

He's the most annoying Brit since that blithering idiot Hugh Grant whose idea of acting resembled Michael Jackson's fake nose in terms of authentic skill.

Pattinson is the David Cassidy of the Partridge family for this generation – a meaningless, simpering little copycat imitator who has little acting talent and even less social graces.

Pattinson refusing to tip or lashing out at his fans is just the skim on the surface. This guy is a self-deluded, pompous, narcissistic idiot.

Cassidy was known as "no balls” and Pattison should be too – that kind of feminine look that attracts some seriously deluded women who are secretly afraid of men and may well be closet lesbians themselves.

Fallon gets him dead on by having him complain about Shark Week on Discovery Channel taking away from his own celebrity. For Robert, the world must stop while he's playing at vampires – and having five or six girlfriends on the side.

We all owe Fallon a great debt for exposing the hype, hyperbole and hoohaa that surrounds Pattinson.

Luckily his character got killed off in the “Harry Potter” series. If there was only the same outcome for Edward Cullen in “Twilight.”

Maybe Jimmy Fallon could have a skit where one of those sharks chews him slowly, starting with that ridiculous hairdo. Now that would be fun to watch.

Vote now - Buzz this story up!


An Irishman’s rant: Why I hate Robert Pattinson | Entertainment in Ireland and Around the World | IrishCentral


print this article Print
email this articleE-mail


Most recent comments - See all comments

Report abuse
Posted by PaulSutherland on Mar 15, 2010, 01:08 AM EDT
whats with all the negative comments? :O "Get over it" :D
Report abuse
Posted by Nehnah14 on Mar 05, 2010, 06:57 AM EST
Mr Irishman - you need to lay off the booze and go get laid.... I have not seen even one good enough reason for you to hate Rob. This is simply usual babble of people who are simply jealous of Rob's good fortune. Were you rejected by the Hollywood elite for being an ugly p***head??!! Is that why you are such a cynical, bitter f***er??!!! Climb off your high horse, get a brain transplant and then, if you can manage it, come back with an actual article which gives real thought out reasons for your hatred and not just jealous dribble!!!!!
Report abuse
Posted by victoriakay on Feb 05, 2010, 10:06 AM EST
The usual hateful crap that this writer has been spewing forth against Robert from day one. Jealous much?
Report abuse
Posted by innishowen on Jan 25, 2010, 06:27 PM EST
So the guys a flake....and you feel the need to lop the top off this flakey poppy.....what a waste of breath this story is. I almost feel ashamed for validating this chat with any comment at all.
Report abuse
Posted by shan1310 on Jan 24, 2010, 03:07 PM EST
I agree with glb1201 your right this people on this site are the most arragant self centered people on this planet and need to get a grip have you NOT got anything better to do then slag actors off just coz you are not as handsome or famouse as them. GET A GRIP!
Report abuse
Posted by LuciaJohanna on Jan 23, 2010, 10:42 PM EST
Hi, yes in this site the writers hate Robert Pattinson very much...Why they hate..????


Join us - follow IrishCentral.com


Fan us

Google Buzz

Follow us




remember me on this computer
forget your password?     
IrishCentral.com is also home to Irish Voice and Irish America magazine