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An Irishman’s rant: Why I hate Robert Pattinson

IrishCentral staffer says 'Twilight' star is a 'narcissistic idiot'

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KENNETH HAYNES,
IrishCentral.com Staff Writer

Published Saturday, August 8, 2009, 10:05 AM
Updated Sunday, August 9, 2009, 12:51 PM

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Robert Pattinson and his famous 'do
Robert Pattinson and his famous 'do
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So Jimmy Fallon is getting great reviews and numbers for attacking Robert Pattinson on his nightly show. Good for him.

The Irish-American late night host is getting quite a reputation by tapping into the teenage mindset and getting big audience numbers by clever use of social networking sites and especially, his spoofs of Robert Pattinson.

If you haven't seen Fallon's hilarious piss take of Pattinson in a tree then you need to get yourself to YouTube fast – it's very funny and dead on.

It’s about time someone deflated the Pattinson bubble. He is the most overrated “star” to appear on the Hollywood horizon for a generation.

He's the most annoying Brit since that blithering idiot Hugh Grant whose idea of acting resembled Michael Jackson's fake nose in terms of authentic skill.

Pattinson is the David Cassidy of the Partridge family for this generation – a meaningless, simpering little copycat imitator who has little acting talent and even less social graces.

Pattinson refusing to tip or lashing out at his fans is just the skim on the surface. This guy is a self-deluded, pompous, narcissistic idiot.

Cassidy was known as "no balls” and Pattison should be too – that kind of feminine look that attracts some seriously deluded women who are secretly afraid of men and may well be closet lesbians themselves.

Fallon gets him dead on by having him complain about Shark Week on Discovery Channel taking away from his own celebrity. For Robert, the world must stop while he's playing at vampires – and having five or six girlfriends on the side.

We all owe Fallon a great debt for exposing the hype, hyperbole and hoohaa that surrounds Pattinson.

Luckily his character got killed off in the “Harry Potter” series. If there was only the same outcome for Edward Cullen in “Twilight.”

Maybe Jimmy Fallon could have a skit where one of those sharks chews him slowly, starting with that ridiculous hairdo. Now that would be fun to watch.

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Posted by ernjnvfwsfjvn on Jul 23, 2011, 10:39 PM EDT
Narcisstic? when has he ever been narcisstic? wow you're dumb. And jelous.
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Posted by desenchanter on Dec 30, 2010, 02:16 PM EST
Nice article. Robert Pattinson is only famous because he was Edward in Twilight. Which is a terrible movie, and he acts poorly throughout it. Actually, everyone is acts poorly in it. Everyone needs to settle down. Not everyone *has* to like Robert Pattinson.
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Posted by Denise16046 on May 22, 2010, 04:27 PM EDT
I think Kenny Haynes is a Rob Pattison wanna be and is jealous he is just a lousy writer for a gossip rag..Are you and Buzz dating??
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Posted by PaulSutherland on Mar 15, 2010, 01:08 AM EDT
whats with all the negative comments? :O "Get over it" :D
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Posted by Nehnah14 on Mar 05, 2010, 06:57 AM EST
Mr Irishman - you need to lay off the booze and go get laid.... I have not seen even one good enough reason for you to hate Rob. This is simply usual babble of people who are simply jealous of Rob's good fortune. Were you rejected by the Hollywood elite for being an ugly p***head??!! Is that why you are such a cynical, bitter f***er??!!! Climb off your high horse, get a brain transplant and then, if you can manage it, come back with an actual article which gives real thought out reasons for your hatred and not just jealous dribble!!!!!
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Posted by victoriakay on Feb 05, 2010, 10:06 AM EST
The usual hateful crap that this writer has been spewing forth against Robert from day one. Jealous much?
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Posted by innishowen on Jan 25, 2010, 06:27 PM EST
So the guys a flake....and you feel the need to lop the top off this flakey poppy.....what a waste of breath this story is. I almost feel ashamed for validating this chat with any comment at all.
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Posted by shan1310 on Jan 24, 2010, 03:07 PM EST
I agree with glb1201 your right this people on this site are the most arragant self centered people on this planet and need to get a grip have you NOT got anything better to do then slag actors off just coz you are not as handsome or famouse as them. GET A GRIP!
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Posted by LuciaJohanna on Jan 23, 2010, 10:42 PM EST
Hi, yes in this site the writers hate Robert Pattinson very much...Why they hate..????
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Posted by glb1201 on Jan 23, 2010, 10:28 AM EST
What's wrong with the writers from this web site? I would hate to be working in such a negative place. All angry, jealous, insecur reporters. People don't want to read about your problems and hatred. Why don't you try something kind? It might make you a better person. As I said before. Rob P. seems to be a down to earth person. He's very gifted person. I speak for many of my friends who agree..we all really enjoyed the Twilight Films. And are looking forward to see Rob P in future fims.
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Posted by maindawg32 on Jan 23, 2010, 10:09 AM EST
Funny how the people who bash him the most claim they don't care for him but take the time to research him and write lengthy articles about him. He is genuine and down to earth. He wears what he wants, he has his hair like he wants it. If you don't like it don't look. Find someone else to bash to feel better about yourself.
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Posted by OldSchoolFan on Jan 10, 2010, 08:06 PM EST
Calm down, I'm sure you're pretty, too. No need to let your jealously show so much. Since you obviously believe what you read in the tabloids I recommend you stop reading them since they're full of lies. Rob is fantastic to his fans, stopping to sign autographs and have his picture taken over and over. There's hours of this on youtube, so it's pointless to deny it. He's one of the most generous young actors on the scene today and no amount of your badmouthing and lies is going to change that. I feel sorry for you.
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Posted by TEEMINOR on Jan 04, 2010, 03:28 AM EST
Kenneth, you know Pattinson well. How do you know all these things? Give the guy a chance! You are making yourself look crazy and obsessed with Robert Pattinson. Calm down, one day you will make the same money and fame as he.
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Posted by Madeleine on Dec 29, 2009, 01:59 AM EST
I don't think he's as bad as all that. For someone who just came on the scene he really took off, the twilight series is a huge success and I did like him in that, I think hes messy but the kids like him and I think thats better than some of the fools out there they could be worshipping, really!`I'm not a screaming fan but I don't think he's what this writer has pictured here, he doesn't seem like a bad person, just dirty. well maybe a little soiled, bordering on filthy, it could be the hair do , I don't know but i dont think it's worth a whole page rant.
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Posted by nalu0622 on Dec 19, 2009, 10:19 PM EST
My goodness, You see this Writer is writing about PATTINSON so someone would give a DAMN to his NONESENSE writing... and that JIMMY FALLON is riding in so his SHOW will be bought by anyone who gives a damn.. Without Robert Pattinson, JIMMY FALLON is NOTHING.. This Writer wont even be NOTICE... He said pattinson is Pompous, Narcicistic.. Hahaahaha.. How pathetic this writer is.. I'm not one of those Screaming fans for Pattinson but my goodness, this writer is a BIG JERK!!! Lonely guys with no career in writing..hahahahhaah... too bad he cant write anything useful besides hate and nonsense base on nothing... Bwaahahhahaha.. go on, tell more hateful things about Pattinson, it shows how ENVIOUS you are and how insecure you self is..If you really hate him so much, write something else!!! Oh, nobody will read it anyways!! Guys, this guy writes things about Pattinson so somebody will notice he exist, as a S***ID Writer, with no talent to write...
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Posted by ashvina on Dec 15, 2009, 12:39 PM EST
i agree with the previous person's comments. buzz brady seems like a idiot, jealous of Rob's stardom perhaps. can't believe that author describe the female fans like this!!! well, mr haynes, it's good to express ur opinion but at least be sure you don't sound like an jealous and mean person!!! ha! for the 57 million people who voted rob pattinson as the star of 2009, than pitiful and woshful comments only make us angry and perhaps sad for u. we r faithful to rob, and we don't only see his good looks and sexy features, we also applaud his acting skills. he's a very good actor. come on, rob's fan, stick together and let's show the anti-rob how goos rob is for acting1!!!!!!
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Posted by msbonnielee on Nov 29, 2009, 10:21 PM EST
Yep, brianmack, someone did and that would be Buzz Brady. Seems that Mr. Brady has personal issues with the insane amount of recognition that Mr. Pattinson is given. I think Rob is an incredible actor and a beautiful person and Buzz is just a moron.
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Posted by brianmack on Nov 22, 2009, 07:21 PM EST
I just read that someone publicly berated Mr. Pattison and his current movie. The rabid response from his fans was a bit frightening. I think, Mr. Pattison is the greatest actor since Barrymore! (I'm just protecting myself.)
 


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