Hoping to blend in with the natives on your next Irish vacation? A novelty breath spray being sold on Amazon.com promises an “instant Irish accent.”
Just one spritz of the spearmint-flavored “magical mouth spray” will activate “invisible language receptors in the mouth whilst freshening your breath!” claims the product description of Paddy O’Connell’s Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray.
The gag gift, which sells for $7.04, promises a great taste “Fresh on the tongue like mist off the Cliffs of Moher!” but warns “Sheep Sold Separately.”
But buyers beware, before you get your hopes up that a sexy Irish brogue is within your reach, be sure to read the fine print:
“Please note that this is a novelty item and will not actually make you talk like an Irishman.”
Aw, tis’ a pity.