It was the kiss heard around the world when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart locked lips on stage at the MTV Movie Awards. Like most people, even we couldn’t believe what we were seeing - were they finally admitting they're a couple?



Unfortunately they were doing nothing of the kind. According to Stewart, Pattinson had other ideas for accepting their Best Kiss Award at last week’s ceremony. Talking to MTV News, Stewart admitted that Pattinson "did have some pretty funny" ideas but she was very "glad" that they didn’t use them.



So is her relief proof there's no real spark between them, just a publicity campaign in overdrive?



"I’m really glad that we didn’t do his ideas," Stewart added. "He’s still angry that we didn’t do his hula hoop juggling idea, which wouldn’t have been funny! It would have been weird, and everybody thinks we’re weird already - which is fine."



Kristen, who is rumoured to be dating Pattinson, and who is also rumored not to be dating him, explained his juggling idea saying he, "wanted to be hula hooping with a match in his mouth, and then he wanted to light a match while I was juggling and he was hula hooping, and he wanted to put it in my mouth and see if we could make our way over to each other."



Sorry he wanted you to what?



"It didn’t really make a whole lot of sense to me. I was like, "I can’t juggle on stage in shoes. I can barely walk up the stairs!""



The more they discuss it, the less believable it sounds.