The Lindsay Lohan coverage in the press has now become so ridiculous that even David Letterman couldn't bring himself to do another Top Ten about the tragic starlet.
However, he did feel obligated to mention that she was back in the news.
This time, of course, Lohan has been charged with stealing a necklace from a store in LA.
As Dave pointed out even the most jaded and messed up celebrities are probably averting their eyes from Lohan's story at this point.
Dave took the opportunity to tell "young Hollywood" to get their acts together.
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