Ireland has moved on in many ways, but there are still memories of growing up and what was forbidden in the old days. Here are ten things that you never did back then:
1. Leaving the house without wearing fresh underwear – “in case you are in an accident” the mother would always say.
This poor fella almost got crushed, but realized he wasn’t wearing clean underwear, and got out of the way.
2. Never go into the parlor, the room reserved for the visiting priest or special guests – except when the Christmas tree was erected there.
The living room is a very cruel misnomer- not much living going on in there.
4. Switch over to the British TV channels when the mandatory Angelus prayer came on Irish television at 6pm—it still does.
Jeeze, Napoleon, I just don’t wanna watch the Angelus prayer ok? Gosh!
Don’t bring that drivel in here! It’s derivative nonsense! *slyly grabs tabloid and walks slowly out of room*
6. Skip the retreat when the annual missionaries came to town; different nights for men and women mind, in case they looked at each other.
Don’t forget to leave room for Jesus!
7. Leave any food behind on your plate or refuse to eat your vegetables. “There is lots of starving children in Africa would love to eat them,” comment from the mammy.
No matter how bad the food tasted.
8. Forget to bless yourself passing the church, “What sort of pagan am I raising?”
We’re two blocks over! Ugh! Fine!
9. Ever ask why you had to learn Gaelic when no one spoke it in the everyday sense. “The men of 1916 died so you could learn it.”
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