The Miley Cyrus express chugs into Dublin this week and already the 'tweeners there can't get enough of the most over hyped performer since Milli Vanilli.

Parents are paying $7,500 for bogus back stage passes. A local TV station had to cancel a live interview because of fears the station would be overrun with Miley maniacs.

I'm one of those parents suffering from severe Miley overload. I wake up every morning to the sounds of her 'music' echoing through the house as my ten-year old spends yet another day fascinated with all things Miley.

Besides she's about to break my daughter's heart. Miley is about to betray her. I know kids will have role models but lately Miley is giving off every vibe that she is sick of her Disneyfied image.

There's a not so sexy young woman waiting to break out and the demure Miley of two years ago is long gone as recent pictures certainly testify to.

Disney will hate Miley for it . She is their billion, yes billion dollar franchise, according to Vanity Fair magazine. They would happily stuff her in a nunnery and force her to perform on cue.

For my sake, however, just get on with it Miley and become Britney Spears. That is clearly what you want to do, breaking 'tweener's hearts along the way – but not mine.

Your father, the washed up country and western 'star' Billy Ray Cyrus, will probably object, but it seems Miley has enough siblings so she can easily be replaced.

Hell, there is even footage of nine-year-old sister Noah doing some kind of provocative dance on You Tube this week. Way to go, Billy Ray.