Bad Christmas cracker jokes shouldn’t be limited to just the Christmas dining table. We’ve decided you should have some in your arsenal for every family event, so take a look through these cheesy Thanksgiving and turkey-inspired jokes, take a few of them with you to the Thanksgiving dinner table, and have your friends and family chortling (and cringing) for the rest of the day. Think you have a few others up your sleeve that we’ve missed here? Fancy yourself as the very best turkey-based pun maker? Leave us your own Thanksgiving Day jokes in the comments section, below. Here are some particularly silly jokes to get your family giggling this Thanksgiving:
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
(They suspected it of fowl play!)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What key won't open any door?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off!)
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
(Exactly where you left it!)
What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
What's the most musical part of a turkey?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
(He got the stuffing knocked out of him!)
*Originally published in November 2014.