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How to conquer Ireland in just two weeks

Getting around the Emerald Isle in fourteen days


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We had an early morning flight to Belfast the next morning, so we moved on to Cork for dinner and a walk before retiring to the spacious but very convenient and budget-friendly Cork International Airport Hotel.

The Black Cab murals tour through the neighborhoods of Protestant Shankill Road and Catholic Falls Road is a must-do in Belfast. Our cab driver and guide gave a fascinating and unbiased account of the Troubles. He stopped at the Peace Wall, which separates the Catholic and the Protestant neighborhoods, and gave us markers to add our own names to the messages of hope. After the tour, we meandered around Belfast taking in City Hall, Queen’s University, and the Botanic Gardens.

We had a few pints at the gorgeous Crown Liquor Saloon, located on Great Victoria Street across from the Grand Opera House and the Europa Hotel. This stunningly ornate Victorian pub, with its mahogany woodwork, stained glass and mosaic tiles, is a great place for imagined time travel. The place was crowded but much to my delight we managed to grab a corner snug . I got a kick out of this beautifully carved private booth, which had its own door and bell to ring for service. It was too easy to picture myself back in 1890 having a whispered clandestine meeting over some shockingly wicked sort of business.

The next day, on our first scheduled bus tour, we explored the Antrim Coast. The tour included crossing the over 90-foot-high Carrick-a-Rede Rope Bridge and sampling whiskey at the Old Bushmills Distillery, but the highlight of the tour was the Giant’s Causeway.

Stretching four-miles along the coast, this geological formation of hexagonal, stair-like columns was formed by a volcanic eruption more than 60 million years ago. We wisely decided to skip the scheduled lunch at the Causeway Hotel to have more time exploring the site. The basalt columns were shockingly smaller than I expected but the vastness of this natural wonder was still impressive.

We were back in Cork again the next morning to tour the southwest part of the country before heading to Dublin.

During my research, I’d read many reviews dismissing Blarney Castle as too touristy and a waste of time. But there was no way I was leaving Ireland without kissing that stone and I’m glad I didn’t listen to the naysayers. After giving the famous stone a big smooch, I was delighted to discover the grounds around the castle, including the Wishing Steps.

Legend has it that if you walk up and down the steps with your eyes closed, your wish will come true. I first tried to do this alone and fell on the slippery steps. Declan gallantly offered to lead me. Let’s hope this doesn’t count as cheating!

The next day began at yet another gratifyingly touristy site, Bunratty Castle and Folk Park in County Clare. The medieval castle was jammed pack and claustrophobic (we were there at the height of tourist season) but I’m such a sucker for recreated historical villages and the Bunratty Folk Park was no exception. The living village bestows a glimpse into a small Irish village circa 1900, complete with shops, farmhouses, a school and pub.


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Why would you want to? My advice, pick one county, there are 32 to choose from and each will contain enough diversity of scenery, culture, history, music and craic to keep you going a lifetime.
zenahifalls: The whole west coast is really beautiful, but with 5 days I think a trip starting at Clifden, see Connemara National Park then down to Galway Spanish Point for the music and culture. Stay along the coast road as much as possible, pass by Kinvarra and the lovely Dunguaire Castle, then onto the Burren (lots of hiking there) if you like that. You'll soon be on your way to Doolin and the Cliffs of Moher (expensive to visit, now I hear)I think your friends wil be amazed, though. At night in Doolin are the sessions of all sessions for Traditional Irish music and the pubs are nice and welcoming with good food and drinks! Doolin is spiritual and spirited. I think you'll probably be able to see Dingle, there are many ancient remains of early churches, and spectacular views of the Ocean and Mount Brendan. Maybe you'll have time for the Ring of Kerry. Breathtaking views all around. Have a great time wherever you go!
A wee story for yez... An American touring Europe is attending Mass in St. Peter’s when out of the corner of his eye, he sees a gold telephone hanging on one of the basilica’s columns, with a sign over it saying $1000. After Mass, he asks a passing priest what the telephone was for. “It’s for calling heaven”, says the priest “but mind you, it costs $1000 to call”. “Wow! A thousand bucks?” says the American. Anyway, onwards throughout Europe’s cities the American travels and in each church he visits for mass, he sees the gold telephone, always with a sign over saying “$1000”. His last stop before leaving Europe for home is Ireland. Again he sees the gold telephone while attending Mass but this time the sign says “25 cents”. After Mass, he meets the priest and tells him of travelling all over Europe and seeing the gold telephones in every city, all with a $1000 charge for a call to heaven. “Why only 25 cents in Ireland??” he asks the priest. “Ah!” says the priest, “you’re in Ireland – it’s a local call”. >>> As they say, “When God made Ireland, He made it out of a piece of heaven”.
It has been great to read this article and it does do Ireland justice. I’m a Dublin man, living in Ireland and know many of the places written about above. I’ve also travelled extensively abroad and lived abroad for periods of time but I would always want to stay and live here. What do I do when my American friends come to visit? Mostly, for first-time visitors, I bring them to West Cork, Kerry & Clare. I rate Donegal and Galway’s Connemara area very highly too; indeed, you’re likely to see me in Galway & Mayo more often than other places. I’ve visited only some parts of Nth Ireland but found them very beautiful too – the Mourne Mountains in Co. Down, where St. Patrick based himself are particularly enjoyable. I’ve kissed the Blarney Stone – twice; which might explain why my posts tend to be blatheringly long.
Donegal is breathtaking and without all the tourist traps. Often missed because of its location but one of Irelands best kept secrets.
I have been to Ireland three times, soon to be four, all with someone different. My second and third time going, I repeated some of the places to see and added new sites to see as well. On my visit next month I will spend most of my time on the east coast using Dublin as a base. Ireland is a tiny island, but there is plenty to see. I will never tire of it.
I think there is no "wrong way" to see Ireland. No matter what method you choose it will be an exhilarating experience and you will never see it all. The first time is just the learning experience to help you decide on how to proceed on your next visit. I also agree with you regarding Blarney Castle. Sure it's a tourist attraction. But why skip it ? We thought it was well worth the time. Cobh, the point of emigration for so many including my own relatives is a really wonderful stop as well.
i want to do the west with some friends in 5 days they have never been to ireland any ideas
There's no place like Doolin. With the Cliffs of Moher, the ocean waves and the music, it feeds my senses and my spirit.
In my opinion, this is exactly how not to see Ireland. My advice is to pick one little town centrally located on the west coast. Doolin for instance and really chill out hang with the locals and soak up the relaxation that Ireland offers. If you get bored you can always take a few day trips.
You got to Galway and the Aran Isles and missed Connemara? Put that on the top of your list for your next trip in that case. My wife and I have seen a good deal of the island over the last few years and spent most of our vacation this June in Connemara. It's the most beautiful part of Ireland we've seen. It's a post card around every corner.
It seems like you missed a lot of it by flying Cork-Belfast-Cork when you could have driven around the entire country. It's amazing how such a small place requires so much time....it is truly a lovely country....every inch of it!
It's always great to our town highlighted in your reports, but why do you not have some photographs of Kinsale on your site. The ones on display have absolutely nothing to do with our town. Please look at our web site kinsaleheritage.com and we will send any ones you want. Dermot Ryan
 




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