Forget speed-dating meet your perfect Irish mate on a hike up Croagh Patrick

Trealach: Pissing in Public is an offence even in Ireland!A Garda spokesman said: " If Saint Paartrick got iny notions av exposing himself like that, he'd find himself on de rong ind av me baton, I'm telling oo! Now: Dis weekend ting Reeks av failure ... shur, by the time dey has finished aff da climb an' dun all de fun and games dis Orla Wan has planned far dim,dey will be too shagged out and have no strenth left far anny feckin'!"

I threw a brush at a girl one time. Worked great.

I think its great! For both the romantic and roughty-toughty types. @George, there's still plenty of crossroads for the traditionalists.

What a disrespectful and stupid idea!! With any luck St. Patrick will pee down on the whole lot of them and send them home soaking, frozen and single!

Why do they have to pick a mountain that has been venerated for millennia to hold their stupid dating outing? On the morning after, will people who respect Croagh Patrick have to go around picking up the liquor bottles and used condoms and washing off the vomit? Don't believe me? Check out any Irish beach or town center on a Monday morning.

Will Sinead O'Connor be there? If only I knew about this event sooner. I would like to meet a nice Irishman.

There are men in Ireland no doubt who would scale Mount Everest for the opportunity to be with a woman.