President Tebow? Backup NFL QB has eyes on public office

Posted on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 05:30 PM

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President Tebow. Has a ring to it, you have to admit. As we approach the November election you can only imagine Republican party workers dreamily wishing Tim Tebow had announced his intentions to some day chase the political game earlier, so they could, you know, have a fighting chance against President Obama (now a restrictive 1/4 with most bookies to win the race).

You have to imagine media savvy Tebow might actually navigate the tricky waters otherwise known as The Campaign trail a little better than current Republican 'hopeful' Mitt Romney. As The Mitt hit the fan over the course of the last ten days of Romney PR disasters, Tebow is grinding away happily as the NY Jets backup, always saying the right things, never looking like a disgruntled employee and handling the media, it has to be said, beautifully. Tebow and the Republican party are a match made in heaven. The lefty in arm and not in political stance could hold office as a Republican whilst remaining a (self confessed) virgin and yet still screwing women all over America (like his potential future colleague Paul Ryan, who has voted against women getting equal pay to men).

Here's the quote from an ESPN interview that has Republican party followers dreaming of better days;

Q: With your popularity, especially in Florida, would you ever consider running for political office after you're done with football?
A: I haven't ruled it out. Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do. I haven't ruled out anything like that. It won't be anytime soon in my future, but it'll be something I'll at least look at and consider one day.

I haven't ruled it out. Republicans, there is hope. To paraphrase Yoda and to quote Emily Dickinson; ''There is another sky''

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DaddyMac22 | Sep 25, 2012, 07:48 PM EDT

Why do angry Republicans always type in caps?

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gaelicngarlk | Sep 25, 2012, 06:18 PM EDT

First of all I love TIM TEBOW! I Would gladly have a Christian who has excellent morals any day than the man sitting there now. Instead of condeming the TERRORISTS who killed 4 US citizens, he blamed others and went back to sleep to get ready for the next round of fundraisers by RAP STARS, LETTERMEN and the cackling hens on THE VIEW. HE ENEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO SKIP A HIGH PROFILE SECURITY BREIFING ..THE LIST GOES ON! ROMNEY HAD THE GUTS AND COURAGE OF A REAL AMERICAN TO CALL OUT THESE TERROR THUGS INSTEAD OF GOING ON CALL FOR THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE. BEFORE SAYING ROMNEY HAD A PR MESS...GET INFORMED OF THE REAL FACTS DARLIN..No HARD FEELINGS..GO JETS...

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