New England Patriots lose Tom Brady to disabled list with 'Lost mind'.
Posted on Friday, September 13, 2013 at 10:28 AM
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The Patriots just about handle the Jets at wet and windy Gillette Stadium, but lose their MVP level quarterback for a potentially long period to a broken brain related injury.
|Tom Brady - lost his mind|
Last night the New England Patriots may have won a battle however they also may have lost the war. In brutal weather conditions the Patriots handled the Jets 13-10 to go 2-0 on the fledgling NFL season but in doing so may have lost their future Hall Of Fame quarterback to injury.
Brady was not seen to be in any trouble leaving the field, however early post-game reports indicate Brady is already listed as doubtful for the Sunday 22nd game against Tampa.
Brady is on the injury report as; Doubtful: Lost his mind.
Sources indicate the injury may have occurred during any one of the number of drops of Brady passes by his terrified rookie wide receivers.
Dr. Alfonso Marquez, a leading expert in lost minds with a masters from the Cancun University of Good Medicine, spoke to reporters after the news came out that Brady was on the disabled list.
''Basically if you watch the game tape you can actually see the moment Brady loses his mind, as it were. Sometimes if you are near the person you can hear an audible 'pop' as they actually lose their mind'
Dr. Marquez went on to say that 'although unusual, players often do lose their minds in stressful situations, and they can be very tricky to get back'.
As usual the Patriots are keeping very tight lips about the situation, and Bill Belichick had no comment after the game. In other NFL news, Denver have announced that former Patriot receiver Wes Welker has been downgraded to 'probable' for Sunday's game against the Giants, after pulling a muscle in his backside while laughing at the TV last night.
More updates on that situation to follow.
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