The Queen of Farts can stay in her British palace, and away from Ireland
By: The Wolfhound | Published Thursday, January 10, 2013, 10:32 AM | Updated Thursday, January 10, 2013, 10:32 AM

Here's a howler from Wolfie: The New Year may bring a royal visitor to Ireland!
More like a royal flush to my way of thinking, if Queen Lizzie accepts an invitation to visit Dublin extended by the usually sane Irish president, Mary McAleese.
Speaking on the "Late Late Show," she said: "I'd like to think it could happen. I've long since been on the record as saying I think it could be one of the greatest symbols of where we have moved to as a country if we had that great reconciliation with our neighbor.
"We have seen a huge change in the relationship. It's probably the best it's ever been historically. It's friendly, it's fraternal, it's collegial. We wouldn't have a peace process if it wasn't as collegial and as partnership-driven as it is, so we are very fortunate."
We're very fortunate to have a peace process? We'd be a hell of a lot more fortunate if we didn't need one! And that royal ass -- even though she's too much of a bobblehead-doll to have done much for or against us -- is still the blue-haired symbol of Britain's "rule" over the North, and THE reason for decades of unbearable pain and suffering.
Let's make a deal: When Obama invites Osama to the White House for a cup of reconciliation tea (better check his underwear first in case he's "packing"), Ireland can have Lizzie pop over.
Until then: Stay the hell away, lady!
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.FallsRNat | Dec 22, 2012, 08:22 PM EST
my grandfather was there in 1916, but he was fighting for a Free State for everybody not based on religion or creed. To deny a person living in a UI the right to see the Queen who they identify with shows a total lack of historical perspective on what the Free State meant, unfortunately De Valera's republicanism destroyed the ideals of a state that should be open to all.
kinvara7 | Aug 26, 2011, 11:44 AM EDT
It is bad enough that this garbage was posted once, but now Irish Central is posting it again. There is immediate and important news regarding the bondmarkets and Ireland which IC haven't covered, but this 'article' deserves to be reposted instead.
barneyjo | Jun 28, 2010, 07:19 AM EDT
How do you know she hasnt been in Ireland on a private visit previously. Where do you think she gets all her horses
Bridgetftmyers | Feb 24, 2010, 02:15 PM EST
" NO SORRY" NO ROOM AT THE INN FOR THIS OLD BAT !!!!!!
Lillyobrien | Feb 18, 2010, 06:39 PM EST
I agree all together...
dessieglynn | Feb 15, 2010, 01:40 PM EST
My father who fought for Irish freedom in 1920/1 would turn in his grave.!!!!!!!!
Monsoonman | Feb 06, 2010, 06:32 PM EST
Just because the murdering and injustices were done awhile ago doesn't mean it was right. I say the bloody british should get the hell out of Ireland.
finmccool4567 | Jan 12, 2010, 06:48 PM EST
she can there in england you irish dont like her i am of irish decent my name is sean padrick murrey in irish.
feliciamaisey | Jan 07, 2010, 12:52 PM EST
The past is the past, but some wounds will never quite heal.
Fionnuisce | Jan 04, 2010, 02:04 PM EST
Well said.
McClure | Jan 01, 2010, 05:38 PM EST
I think it's funny. I wondered, "how do you REALLY feel?" I get it though.
kennett | Dec 31, 2009, 10:29 PM EST
well spoken.
MalcomAC | Dec 31, 2009, 07:12 PM EST
This column is juvenile and does not contribute to discussion of this issue. I expect better from Irish Central.
IrishBulldog | Dec 31, 2009, 10:57 AM EST
I agree with Wolfhound the years that the royal family and England in general have starved our people and caused many to go to jail strictly for political reasons cannot be overlooked
vincentruane | Dec 30, 2009, 06:56 PM EST
I mean no disrespect to the nationalists of Northern Ireland and I completely disagree with her in relation to global warming, (In fact I think she is a victim of mass misinformation in relation to the hoax of global warning) however I think she should be given a friendly Irish welcome after all England has been a great welcoming place for the Irish people for many years particularly the cities of Manchester, Liverpool and London.