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The Queen of Farts can stay in her British palace, and away from Ireland
Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 at 02:17 PM
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Here's a howler from Wolfie: The New Year may bring a royal visitor to Ireland!More like a royal flush to my way of thinking, if Queen Lizzie accepts an invitation to visit Dublin extended by the usually sane Irish president, Mary McAleese.
Speaking on the "Late Late Show," she said: "I'd like to think it could happen. I've long since been on the record as saying I think it could be one of the greatest symbols of where we have moved to as a country if we had that great reconciliation with our neighbor.
"We have seen a huge change in the relationship. It's probably the best it's ever been historically. It's friendly, it's fraternal, it's collegial. We wouldn't have a peace process if it wasn't as collegial and as partnership-driven as it is, so we are very fortunate."
We're very fortunate to have a peace process? We'd be a hell of a lot more fortunate if we didn't need one! And that royal ass -- even though she's too much of a bobblehead-doll to have done much for or against us -- is still the blue-haired symbol of Britain's "rule" over the North, and THE reason for decades of unbearable pain and suffering.
Let's make a deal: When Obama invites Osama to the White House for a cup of reconciliation tea (better check his underwear first in case he's "packing"), Ireland can have Lizzie pop over.
Until then: Stay the hell away, lady!
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barneyjo | Jun 28, 2010, 07:19 AM EDT
How do you know she hasnt been in Ireland on a private visit previously. Where do you think she gets all her horses
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Bridgetftmyers | Feb 24, 2010, 02:15 PM EST
" NO SORRY" NO ROOM AT THE INN FOR THIS OLD BAT !!!!!!
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Lillyobrien | Feb 18, 2010, 06:39 PM EST
I agree all together...
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dessieglynn | Feb 15, 2010, 01:40 PM EST
My father who fought for Irish freedom in 1920/1 would turn in his grave.!!!!!!!!
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Celtica43 | Feb 13, 2010, 10:44 AM EST
Totally agree. Besides, would she dare? There isn't enough security for that visit!
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Monsoonman | Feb 06, 2010, 06:32 PM EST
Just because the murdering and injustices were done awhile ago doesn't mean it was right. I say the bloody british should get the hell out of Ireland.
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finmccool4567 | Jan 12, 2010, 06:48 PM EST
she can there in england you irish dont like her i am of irish decent my name is sean padrick murrey in irish.
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feliciamaisey | Jan 07, 2010, 12:52 PM EST
The past is the past, but some wounds will never quite heal.
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Fionnuisce | Jan 04, 2010, 02:04 PM EST
Well said.
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McClure | Jan 01, 2010, 05:38 PM EST
I think it's funny. I wondered, "how do you REALLY feel?" I get it though.
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kennett | Dec 31, 2009, 10:29 PM EST
well spoken.
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MalcomAC | Dec 31, 2009, 07:12 PM EST
This column is juvenile and does not contribute to discussion of this issue. I expect better from Irish Central.
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IrishBulldog | Dec 31, 2009, 10:57 AM EST
I agree with Wolfhound the years that the royal family and England in general have starved our people and caused many to go to jail strictly for political reasons cannot be overlooked
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vincentruane | Dec 30, 2009, 06:56 PM EST
I mean no disrespect to the nationalists of Northern Ireland and I completely disagree with her in relation to global warming, (In fact I think she is a victim of mass misinformation in relation to the hoax of global warning) however I think she should be given a friendly Irish welcome after all England has been a great welcoming place for the Irish people for many years particularly the cities of Manchester, Liverpool and London.
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