
The Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be president
1. Can change name of White House to "Trump House, formerly known as the White House"
2. Air Force One becomes Air Force Don.
3. "Hail to the Chief" Becomes "Hail to the Donald"
4.Camp David Becomes Camp Donald.
5. Can pick from three wives for First Lady.
6. Can open casino at Camp Donald to make some cash on the side.
7. Employment numbers immediately rise with number of hair stylists, colorists, at Trump House tripled.
8. Rotating first lady likely as Donald can set eyes on wife No. 4
9. Washington Reagan airport becomes Trump Washington Reagan.
10. Can tell Obama personally 'You're fired' when taking office.
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.captainjohn | May 01, 2011, 03:00 PM EDT
they did not change the white house to the black house did they ,so get off his arse or it could be hail to hussin
ardgehane | May 01, 2011, 12:29 PM EDT
He even made a casino go broke so he would be perfect for the job.
sallygeyer | May 01, 2011, 05:25 AM EDT
All of it is true and all of it would happen!
peterson | Apr 26, 2011, 03:34 PM EDT
AMEN, Mr. Kennedy !!
mrkennedy | Apr 25, 2011, 10:20 AM EDT
AS MUCH AS i DON'T LIKE THESE REASONS THEY ARE BETTER THEN THE PRESENT OCCUPANT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!
joanxis | Apr 24, 2011, 08:58 PM EDT
mirror.
joanxis | Apr 24, 2011, 05:13 PM EDT
2BorNot2B, your spewing of hateful words are so typical of you. I didn't particularly like George Bush, but I didn't hate him or publicly make fun of him. Your making fun of the first lady is beyond the pale. Just exactly what has she done to you, personally, that you hate her so much? Sorry, but I just don't understand hatred like yours and others who comment here. Obviously you think Mrs. Obama has a big derrier. As I said to someone else on this site, are you perfect? a fine specimen of your sex? What do you see when you look in the mirroe?
Irishlassred | Apr 23, 2011, 05:13 PM EDT
God NO!!
ejlorge | Apr 23, 2011, 05:49 AM EDT
Perhaps Charlie Sheen could be his VP? It's the perfect ticket!
Scrivner | Apr 22, 2011, 10:36 PM EDT
DuffsMot, those Obamamaniacs are the most humorless, prejudiced bunch of gripers around. Your wit is appreciated by those who actually think.
DuffsMot | Apr 22, 2011, 01:01 PM EDT
Whatever happened to the sense of humor that was once the hallmark of Irish Culture? Has "political correctness" become all that is acceptable? Have a Nice Day! : )
abhainn | Apr 22, 2011, 10:17 AM EDT
JCLYNCH: Correct me if I'm wrong but Obama might enjoy superior rapport with black people than Trump. DUFFSMOT: It's trivial and pathetic to resent pretty biceps; it's part of your whole surly tone. Are you a teenager?
mickmickt | Apr 22, 2011, 08:53 AM EDT
He is such a big head. His Atlantic City casinos have NEVER made a profit and has gone bankrupt three times stiffing people he owed paying 10% on the dollar!.
cillowen | Apr 21, 2011, 08:15 PM EDT
he's a nut, on something, acts like sheen, a tub of lard, gets away with shiite, feeds off the arse kissing sheep, repeats things time after time, mouth pouter like on what he sits, vote schmucks for your zero
eirefest2 | Apr 21, 2011, 08:02 PM EDT
Why not Trump? We already had an actor who proved anybody can be president
Skibberrean | Apr 21, 2011, 07:11 PM EDT
This country needs someone with a backbone. Not the worm that is in OUR WHITE HOUSE. Just a common Chicago thug that is a Marxists and a Bill Ayers lover.
terrypat | Apr 21, 2011, 05:35 PM EDT
Hey Ireland!, take our trump too. Please?!?
maloney | Apr 21, 2011, 04:37 PM EDT
Trump is NOT a conservative. Check out who he has donated money to in the past. If the liberals were half as smart as they think they are they would be all for the Donald.
Trealach | Apr 21, 2011, 03:33 PM EDT
ROFL!!! ANOTHER Village Idiot like Bush, for the White House .... and so American comedy rolls on and on and on.
Hannah1879 | Apr 21, 2011, 01:48 PM EDT
How about he is a control freak and would never make it to the White House because he wants to be the one who say's "Your Fired"....
hancock | Apr 21, 2011, 01:48 PM EDT
Anybody would be better than the current idiot.
crny925 | Apr 21, 2011, 01:35 PM EDT
Complete waste of space... ran out of stories to cover? NOT even remotely funny!
johhnyb | Apr 21, 2011, 12:41 PM EDT
Is there any point in this story?
pilib04 | Apr 21, 2011, 12:11 PM EDT
Here is number 11. Trump has declared Bankruptcy more times than he has been divorced(2)/married(3). 1 Billion here, 2 Billion there. But he is such a great businessman, NOT!!!
Advocate | Apr 21, 2011, 12:09 PM EDT
I'll bet his Checkbook is in not in the red like the PoliticalScumBag's have ours! So he has a bad hairdresser; is yours perfect? What has this to do with the man? EVERY successful person has had failures, but at least they keep trying; do you? Read Deut. 17:15 and 28:43. Pray for what's left of our America and our Troops, as well as Ireland. Maybe you folks will keep him...
Suivness10 | Apr 21, 2011, 11:51 AM EDT
Thank you, I mean that. He becomes President (God forbid and I think the chance is slight, thank God!), I'm leaving the country.
Jane V. Kelly | Apr 21, 2011, 11:44 AM EDT
I love Donald and I would vote for him. America needs some one strong.
joanxis | Apr 21, 2011, 11:06 AM EDT
It always amazes me when people are so cruel about others. Does this mean that you are perfect? a grand speciman of your sex? When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
joanxis | Apr 21, 2011, 11:04 AM EDT
DuffsMot, there is much I could say about your disrespectful tirade about our President, but I'd be wasting my breath. People like you don't look for the truth, they seem to enjoy repeating stories twisted to their own prejudices. I do want to defend our First Lady. I don't care what you think of her. I think she's terrific. She's intelligent, caring, and a great role model for all of our children. She stays in the background and quietly works on what is important to her. Obesity is a big problem in this country and I applaud her for doing her bit in trying to point out healthy ways of living - gardens, eating, etc. It always amazes me when
jclynch | Apr 21, 2011, 11:00 AM EDT
Hey Duff--didn't George Bush take Air Force 1? Guess that was alright...but gosh--I was poor then, too. That pesky war he started isn't free, you know? And yeah, intelligent women like Michelle Obama--they're always "overbearing" to lesser men.
patrickesq | Apr 21, 2011, 10:54 AM EDT
This is the best and most complete list that I have seen yet and it is extremely doubtful anyone will be able to improve upon it!
mayoman | Apr 21, 2011, 10:45 AM EDT
But will The Donald produce his birth certificate?
DuffsMot | Apr 21, 2011, 10:39 AM EDT
1. He can change the name of the White House to the Founding Fathers White House. 2. Air Force One becomes idled, in order to save Americans much needed revenue. 3. "Hail to the Chief" becomes "Hail to the Chief"--instead of "Hail to the Emporor" 4. Camp David becomes the preferred vacation/work-of-the-people spot, instead of Spain, Ireland, etc, etc. 5. Can pick his wife of legal record as First Lady-and name her the new Fashion Maven, minus the Cardigans and super wide belts. 6. Can open a genuine dialogue at Camp David, which is inclusive of our most staunch Freedom Allies. 7. Employment numbers immediately rise, due to number of American Made products, in lieu of lead contaminated products from China. 8. Overbearing former First Lady can take a "time-out" from micro-managing every aspect of our personal choices, in favor of commune style intrusion on our lives. Go work those bodacious biceps and leave the rest us alone! We can make our own choices without your superior wisdom. 9. Washington Reagan Airport becomes manned by Air Traffic Control Agents who can stay awake--without their Unions demanding "Nap Time" and a Snuggie. 10. Can tell O'Bama "You're Fired By the American People who have shown that they embrace The Founding Fathers' Original Vision"..!"
jclynch | Apr 21, 2011, 10:38 AM EDT
I'm glad this was tongue in cheek :) I was ready to fire off a nasty comment! Just because he "makes deals everyday" (um, running the country isn't like Swap Shop!), and he has a great rapport with "the Blacks" (collectively, one assumes?), he's not fit to run for office. If he demands to see Obama's birth certificate any more, the American Public has a right to know who his hair stylist is!!
greensod | Apr 21, 2011, 10:28 AM EDT
I think this guy is too dumb for the job.We need to relect the statesman we have.The man who saved the country from the scorch and burn of George Bush.Trump is a con man period.
1661996usmc | Apr 21, 2011, 10:05 AM EDT
The "Donald" should be president. The country could survive his term like we did with Nixon and Ford. The republicans need another character like "Weepy" Boehner and "Mumbles" in the Senate.