What Donald Trump and Sarah Palin will be saying at dinner
By: Patrick Roberts | Published Tuesday, May 31, 2011, 5:10 PM | Updated Friday, September 9, 2011, 10:13 PM
Donald; Sarah, try the steak and the strawberry cheesecake, they are the best in the world, like everything else I do
Sarah: Why thank you, The Donald, I figured you'd be a beef eating guy.
Donald: Sure am, The Donald has the best manners in New York and America and Trump cutlery was forged in a steel mill for 100 years --nothing but the best for you Sarah baby.
Sarah(blushes) Oh The Donald, you are so complimentary. May I call you The Donald.
Donald; Of course, that is what I call myself. The Donald knows what he likes.
Sarah. You must come to my house in Alaska The Donald and have some of my caribou steak that I undressed myself.
Donald; It's you undressed I'd like to see-- oops, sorry The Donald shouldn't say that
Sarah; That's is perfectly ok now tell me about your hair.. I love it.
Donald; The Donald's hair goes where he goes, that's it.
Sarah; You are such a intellectual Donald, how profound.
Donald. So can we retreat to my igloo for an after dinner cognac then?
Sarah: Of course Donald dear, I want to hear you says ''you're fired; in that husky he-man voice.
The Donald. I'm Fired, fired up and ready to go
Sarah. Oh dear that's Obama's slogan -- how dare you ---you're fired!