What Donald Trump and Sarah Palin will be saying at dinner

Posted on Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 05:35 PM

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Donald; Sarah, try the steak and the strawberry cheesecake, they are the best in the world, like everything else I do

Sarah: Why thank you, The Donald, I figured you'd be a beef eating guy.

Donald: Sure am, The Donald has the best manners in New York and America and Trump cutlery was forged in a steel mill for 100 years --nothing but the best for you Sarah baby.

Sarah(blushes) Oh The Donald, you are so complimentary. May I call you The Donald.

Donald; Of course, that is what I call myself. The Donald knows what he likes.

Sarah. You must come to my house in Alaska The Donald and have some of my caribou steak that I undressed myself.

Donald; It's you undressed I'd like to see-- oops, sorry The Donald shouldn't say that

Sarah; That's is perfectly ok now tell me about your hair.. I love it.

Donald; The Donald's hair goes where he goes, that's it.

Sarah; You are such a intellectual Donald, how profound.

Donald. So can we retreat to my igloo for an after dinner cognac then?

Sarah: Of course Donald dear, I want to hear you says ''you're fired; in that husky he-man voice.

The Donald. I'm Fired, fired up and ready to go

Sarah. Oh dear that's Obama's slogan -- how dare you ---you're fired!

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badolan | Jun 09, 2011, 07:45 PM EDT

Fun article.

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McNamara31 | Jun 02, 2011, 09:14 PM EDT

Maybe they discussed what Gabby Giffords had said of Palin, who had targeted Gifford's district with a gun's crosshairs in the days before Giffords was actually shot in the head. Giffords had said: "When people do that, they have to realize that there are consequences to that action"

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hancock | Jun 01, 2011, 01:11 PM EDT

Another 3rd grade article. Gold star for you Patrick.

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eiriamach | May 31, 2011, 09:17 PM EDT

Patrick Roberts is far too kind to these two. They are both irrepressible egotists, we know that, but Roberts thinks they are capable of witty repartee also. I'm laughing at the idea of it!

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