People and Politics by Patrick Roberts

Lindsay Lohan takes a machete to her own reputation

Posted on Saturday, September 04, 2010 at 01:17 AM

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Help! Lindsay Lohan is making a comeback.

How can you do that when you never had a career to begin with?.

Never mind.

Irish American Lindsay is in the movie 'Machete' called an exploitaiton flick at its finest.'

Sounds perfect for Lindsay. Except what is left for this woman to exploit?

Drugs? Done them, nasty cat figthts? Been there, Stealing a rolex -- yup

lesbian lover -- had that. Paparazzi overkill -- every day.

I mean what other actress does the word exploit cover so neatly?

Which is why she may be a star in this flick.

She's the actress who has been having a brain freeze in public for about 300 years now.

So someone had the bright idea to give her a a part in a Hollywood movie.

Maybe Dr. Kevorkian wasn't avaiable.

One critic Lindsay Powers, deputy online editor of The Hollywood Reporter, said:

"In this movie, she has threesomes with her mother, she's naked for a big chunk of time. She has a scene where her father picks her up from a drug den. So, it's really hard to separate her real life and her acting right there."

You're not kidding Ms Powers.

This isn't art imitating life.

It's a tart imitating her own life

Sad.

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Monsoonman | Sep 06, 2010, 01:04 PM EDT

Lindsey is in the middle of her slow speed wreck, like many others in this world. She just happens to be famous and has the spotlight on her, she is a run of the mill addict alcoholic who needs to get help. No need to ridicule her, she feels bad enough about herself.

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MavisPike | Sep 05, 2010, 07:12 AM EDT

Aside from anything else, Lohan is a very good actress. She was excellent in Robert Altman's last film and in Bobby. Calling a 24-year-old girl a "tart" is beyond disgraceful. Tit.

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Dublinjas | Sep 05, 2010, 02:14 AM EDT

Why don't you A' holes take a look in the mirror sometime and get off this girls case. Patrick Roberts you are a Prize Bollox why don't you get together with Gerry Lewis and you can both discuss tactics to beat Lindsay up, Gerry wants to Smack her in the mouth presumably after he exploits the Muscular Dystrophy Association for his only annual income these days, Where do you want to Smack the GIRL Patrick ???.

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maloney | Sep 04, 2010, 04:58 PM EDT

Patrick... beautiful article, right on the money. Keep up the good work.

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MavisPike | Sep 04, 2010, 04:16 PM EDT

"It's a tart imitating her own life" Did I read that right? What a nasty little misogynist you are, Roberts. This horrible witless piece really does bring shame on this site.

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