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Gronk's butterfingers analysed in detail by former porn-star

Where would we be without the Internet? Where else could you get expert opinion on the NFL from a former porn-star than said Internet? Former adult entertainment star Bibi Jones (Now Britney Maclin, in the ‘real’ world) might be, for all we know, trying her absolute best to keep quiet about her ‘did they, didn’t they?’ relationship from the off-season with the Patriots Rob Gronkowski. The Gronk has been told in no uncertain terms by his New England Patriots employers to ‘tone it down a notch’, in reference to his myriad of shirtless photo shoots, nightclub exploits and dalliances with adult movie stars. With that in  mind, no doubt all his friends, normal and or pornographic movie star, have been told to stay off the social networks, and otherwise stay incognito as much as possible.

Who are we to know, maybe Ms Maclin is trying her very hardest not to explode forth with gratuitous Gronk updates, thus embarrassing her Tight End buddy. However, none of us are perfect, and neither is she, clearly, and well, this happened over the weekend.

The Gronk dropped a few passes from Brady, and Maclin decided to take to Twitter to explain why. Or, did she? You decide.


We took out the naughty word to protect your innocent eyes and minds, however, we could do nothing about the horrific grammar. Her predictable 'OMG' excuse would be more believable if it wasn't delivered with the exact same disdain for the English language as the previous three messages.

Either way, and joking aside, this rubbish is not going to go down well with the Patriots after Sunday's bitter loss to Arizona.


 Rare shot of Gronk playing football

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