He will be charming. Chris O'Dowd as an Irish cop in 'Bridesmaids,' need we say more?
You’re guaranteed to have good craic. Kerry native Michael Fassbender recently got kicked out of an afterparty for getting a too rowdy. Enough craic for ya?
You can listen to his accent. Colin Farrell isn't only famous for his good looks, but for his thick Dublin accent as well.
He will make you laugh. Ardal O'Hanlon had women in stitches as Father Dougal on 'Father Ted'
He will tell you you’re pretty. And, if he's Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol, he'll write a whole bunch of hit songs about your beauty as well.
He will keep you grounded. Cork native Peter O'Riordan kept it real on his TMZ stint last year.
He will argue with you. We know Gerard Butler isn't Irish, but in 'P.S. I Love You,' he played the perfect balance of a feisty and sexy Irishman
You Won't Put Your Hand in Your Pocket. Recently made billionaire Bono surely keeps his wife Ali Hewson well taken care of.
He would talk to an empty chair. Ireland's king of banter, Ryan Tubridy, shows how well Irishmen can handle their conversations.
He will make you feel tall. Bars full of Irishmen can unfortunately tend to look like this picture. Leave the heels at home!
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