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Love them or hate them, cheesy, silly jokes are all part of the good cheer during the festive season. Photo by: Getty Images

Christmas jokes guaranteed to make the cat laugh

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Love them or hate them, cheesy, silly jokes are all part of the good cheer during the festive season. Photo by: Getty Images

Love them or hate them, cheesy, silly jokes are all part of the good cheer during the festive season.

Enjoy!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly Davidson.

Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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