With the holiday season in full swing once again, we have taken the time to gather all the tunes that will get too much air time over the coming weeks. Love them or hate them, there is something here for everyone. Call us a bunch of Scrooges, but these songs have us going ‘Bah, Humbug!’
1. “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” - Paul McCartney
This song is thought to be unbearable across the boards.
Check it out here:
2. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” - Dr. Elmo
In our research we’ve come to find that Christmas songs sometimes take on an odd angle, and this one may take the cake. Grandma, dying, on Christmas?! Check out the video here:
3. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” - Gayla Peevey
As if the sentiment of this odd song isn’t enough, the vocal tracking of the nasal Gayla Peevey is the star on top of the Christmas tree:
4. “So This Is Christmas (War is Over)” - John Lennon
An unsettling paradox of the joy of Christmas set against the horrors of the world. Depressing … thanks, John:
5. “Christmas Shoes” - Newsong
Picking perhaps the most depressing sentiment (a young boy wanting to take care of his dying mother) and pairing it with Christmas results in the most cringe-worthy song we’ve ever heard:
6. “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” - Band Aid
Continuing with the depression streak, we have Band Aid’s original Christmas tune.
Sure, it’s for charity, which we can’t argue with, nor can we argue with a 1984 Bono, but this ‘80s synthesized song imposes too much of a guilt-trip for the holiday season:
7. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” - Wizzard
Christmas is fun and all, but every day?
No, thanks. Plus the costumes these guys are decked out in in the video are just plain creepy:
8. “Mistletoe” - Justin Bieber
We may be calling this one a bit early as it’s the Biebs first foray into Christmas tunes, but any Christmas ditty that employs the term “shawty” is flat out wrong in our book.
9. “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” - Enya
While the sentiment is nice, the repetition is grating. Plus, what is figgy pudding and why would anyone want it brought to them? Here’s Enya’s slower take on the song, which makes it probably even more annoying:
10. “Christmas Time is Here” - A Charlie Brown Christmas
Whether it’s the prepubescent voices squeaking out this song, or the ho-hum interlude typical of Charlie Brown, this song just doesn’t get our spirits high:
Orginally published December 2, 2011
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.Searlit | Dec 01, 2012, 02:47 PM EST
*oops, I seem to have a computer malfunction. That should say sláinte.
Searlit | Dec 01, 2012, 02:43 PM EST
Nollaig shona daoibh go léir agus sl
Seanmor | Nov 30, 2012, 07:52 PM EST
Last week while having breakfast at a McDonald's in the Catskills, the song Christmas in Killarney" was playing on the P.A. system. I'd like to add this: Nollaig shona bheannaithe aoibhinn daoibh go léir agus go mbeimid beo an t-am seo aris.
Rebelforce | Nov 30, 2012, 01:12 PM EST
You forgot the most annoying of all....Jose Feliciano's 'Feliz Navidad....feliz navidad....feliz navidad.....feliz navidad....feliz navidad...feliz...
Searlit | Nov 30, 2012, 11:13 AM EST
I still like John Lennon's song. It's beautiful. Don't have to watch the video. I don't watch those kind of disturbing video's. I don't need to be reminde how horrible war is. Peace & Good Will to you.
Frosty38 | Nov 30, 2012, 09:33 AM EST
I think that was nice of the Pres to have the wingnut over. Maybe showing him what he lost out on LOL