Love them or hate them, cheesy, silly jokes are all part of the good cheer during the festive season. After the success of my first selection I put together another list of ten stupid Christmas jokes. Enjoy!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.Josie Ann | Dec 22, 2012, 06:22 PM EST
LOVED It
teddybear | Dec 09, 2011, 05:54 PM EST
LOVE IT.
jamescdevlin | Dec 09, 2011, 12:54 PM EST
great humor'
jamescdevlin | Dec 09, 2011, 12:53 PM EST
great humor,keep it coming
joepen5 | Dec 09, 2011, 12:07 PM EST
Really Cute. hohoho
Murph46 | Dec 09, 2011, 11:27 AM EST
Niall,are ya workin too much overtime?
Searlit | Dec 09, 2011, 11:04 AM EST
Cute!