The top ten Irish insults

I love them. May I be so bold as to give a great Australian insult. "May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down". A dunny is an outhouse.

I've only heard of two of these and had no idea that there was a "list" of Irish insults which to pull from when needed. More common ones are "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" "lights are on but no one's at home" "the train is at the station but no one's getting on" "the walls have ears" "mutton dressed as lamb" "I'll drink you under the table" and so on...

I would rather concentrate on the nicer traits of the Irish people I know.

Phooey

These are pathetic!

LAME!!