The countdown to St. Patrick's Day is on! It's time to brush up on your Irish charm and banter and get your head around these ingenious chat up lines. Pick up an Irish lad / lassie this St. Patrick's Day.
Joining in with the festivities and embracing one of the most joyous holidays around, this is the perfect time to meet that someone special.
Whether you spot them at the bar, tucking into some corned beef and cabbage, or maybe marching in the parade, this St. Patrick’s Day try one of our Irish chat-up lines to charm that guy or girl.
Let us know how you get on!
1. I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck! (think clover, not shamrock)
2. Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is.
3. How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?
4. Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
5. Come over to my place and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.
6. My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.
7. Kiss me, I'm NOT Irish!!!
8. You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.
9. Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
10. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Got any more Irish pick-up lines? Share them with us below.
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.timbobdennehy | Feb 27, 2012, 05:32 PM EST
redundant
Towngate | Feb 26, 2012, 06:32 PM EST
Aw,Honey, you sound so sad on the phone! ~ Would you like me to come and put a smile on your legs?
jackieo | Feb 26, 2012, 10:38 AM EST
i say to all my irish friends-show me your irish shillelagh
IrishJets47 | Feb 25, 2012, 08:14 PM EST
Hope to see all the Irish lad at the St,Patrick Day Parade on March 4th in Belmar New Jersey Parade start at 12 noon So come early.
pattbaa | Feb 25, 2012, 02:20 PM EST
This "Commment" is not germane to this discussion , but are any of you familiar with Ray Bradbury's short-story "The Anthem Sprinters"? -- the setting is a film theater in Dubin.
pattbaa | Feb 25, 2012, 01:59 PM EST
"Happy St. Patrick's Day-- would you like to go to Fifth Avenue with a Fifth of Old Bushmills?" ---Proud and Thankful , Greenwich Connecticut
JohnE67 | Feb 25, 2012, 07:18 AM EST
We are all now dumber for having read these pitiful lines...not even one was close to being funny.
sirpeter | Feb 24, 2012, 10:39 PM EST
Does anybody find this article a bit of fun? I don't know how ye enjoy St Patrick's Day with the abuse ye put up with in America.Ye Irish Americans are been treated worse the Black Americans on this site.This does not happen in Ireland.Maybe it's abuse ye like when it comes to St Patrick's day in America.We Irish are who we are and we will celebrate as WE see fit.When you think about it.A very small green island off the west coast of Europe commands the respect of that fu*kin' idiot Obama.A slightly incontinent old age British pensioner called Lizzy the Hun and the next fu*kin' all powerful half-commie chinky chinaman.I think the Nazi pope is still aching to pay us a visit.They wouldn't be visiting unless WE had something they want.We will celebrate as WE see fit.If we want to get drunk.Fu*k em!!I mean you could be British rioting and vomiting up jellied eels.Ye are all a bunch of PC bunch of pussies.Just punch them out.A bit of Irish "shock and awe" There is a time to not take things as a joke.
DaithiSuibhne | Feb 24, 2012, 09:52 PM EST
Nothing but 'Rubbish' as I see it. If you haven't got what women want, there are no words to help you get it.
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 03:58 PM EST
Go home alone a lot did ya cuculin?
cuculin | Feb 24, 2012, 03:52 PM EST
I hold the record in Kerry if not Ireland for going out every night for 3 years straight(lol)And not once have I ever used or heard anything even close to these garbage lines! And Magee and CiaraDexy are 100% correct. One minute everybody is up in arms about how we get stereo typed then when it suits us we live up to it. Can’t have it both ways. Personally I love taking the piss out of myself and the rest of Ireland and don’t care what t-shirts the stores try and sell. We need to get our sense of humor back as we are the ones who perpetuate the stereo types.
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 03:37 PM EST
Let me clarify this again for those who don't understand-this is about best lines=Glendalouch,if your Da'didn't have a favorite line for your ma you wouldn't exist.This in no way has anything to do with drunk barfing DON'T CONFUSE THE TWO. If this bothers you take your sanctimonious hypocritical arse to church and pray for us that feel like having FUN.
Glendalouch | Feb 24, 2012, 03:19 PM EST
I'm confused and with MaGee on this one... yesterday the shamrock barfing hat is offensive (as voted by a large margin) and today these little "gems" are not. When defending the Irish and honorable culture it can't be both ways. This piece is sad!!!
ciaradexy | Feb 24, 2012, 02:39 PM EST
Calceltic, try reading an actual paper that is published in Ireland like the irish Times.
phearne | Feb 24, 2012, 02:22 PM EST
If ya don't have and Irish sense of humor and a love for all things Irish then stop reading Irish jokes and quips.
SeamusMartin | Feb 24, 2012, 01:45 PM EST
Hi, I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Oh, sorry I didn't read the others'. But now that I have... come on lad and lassies lighten up. I'd say some Irish coffee might do the trick.
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 01:14 PM EST
You sanctimonious hypocrites crack me up. Do you even fathom that had your Da' not used a line on your Ma that you wouldn't even be here!I guess the church really has screwed you up!These are meant to be fun but you tight ass responders just stay home and pray on St.Patricks day!I'll have your fun and MINE!
calceltic | Feb 24, 2012, 11:55 AM EST
Seriously, this is the same paper that was upset over druken stereotypes and now this. Does anyone out there know of a better Irish paper to read?
OMuireain | Feb 24, 2012, 11:38 AM EST
These lines are stupid and insulting. Stop publishing this type of nonsense.
Stiofain | Feb 24, 2012, 11:36 AM EST
MrMagee, you are right!
ciaradexy | Feb 24, 2012, 11:34 AM EST
And youre the same people complaining about the 'Drunks vomiting shamrocks' tshirt! This nonsense is as much of a stereotype except the irish actually drink but no one Irish comes out with these lines.
FrancisKy | Feb 24, 2012, 11:34 AM EST
Hi, I'm getting ready to collect Social Security and I had Cancer last year.
ftekim53 | Feb 24, 2012, 11:16 AM EST
Would you like to play "hide the shillelagh"?
MrMagee | Feb 24, 2012, 11:05 AM EST
You should be ashamed. Most of these "pick up lines" are right up there with the "Drunk Vomiting Shamrocks" on the offensive, stereotypical scale!
OleSarge | Feb 24, 2012, 11:04 AM EST
You should rename the article to the 10 Lame Pick-up Lines.
Sullivan66 | Feb 24, 2012, 10:36 AM EST
My brothers would use the worst line... Got any Irish in ya?
Sullivan66 | Feb 24, 2012, 10:36 AM EST
My brothers would use the worse line...got any Irish in ya?
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 10:27 AM EST
jetsnoone I leave my best to ya,but I'd advise not using the Irish Maidens Prayer-for whatever reason that seems to work best foe ME! Ha!
jetsnoone | Feb 24, 2012, 10:08 AM EST
Terrible, terrible lines in the main story..... Murph46 has got a shot though.
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 09:52 AM EST
Irish Foreplay- Brace Yourself Brigid!
Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 09:51 AM EST
Irish Maidens Prayer-Lord have Murphy on me!
terryoconnell | Feb 24, 2012, 09:43 AM EST
computer sent my reply before i finished, even a machine doesn't like my line. Like i said in the first comment, more likely to get one slapped, but give it a go... "Hello Miss, do ye have any Irish in you? No? Well, would you like some :-)?
GabrlOSullivan | Feb 24, 2012, 09:42 AM EST
Molly, Molly, Molly . . . seriously lass, I know this is all in fun, but unfortunately, there are those who will try these lines. If I was to say any of those outdated and stereotypical lines to any girl, I'd get laughed at and feel the right fool I would ... as I went home ALONE. There are a lot of us Irish lads out there who have self respect and we'll stand back and watch the "Irish for a day" go at it with the drink and cheesy pick up lines -- a bit of craic be in the offing on it at the very least. I love your stories Molly but this one ... not so much.