The top ten Irish pick-up lines for St. Patrick's Day

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Aw,Honey, you sound so sad on the phone! ~ Would you like me to come and put a smile on your legs?

i say to all my irish friends-show me your irish shillelagh

Hope to see all the Irish lad at the St,Patrick Day Parade on March 4th in Belmar New Jersey Parade start at 12 noon So come early.

This "Commment" is not germane to this discussion , but are any of you familiar with Ray Bradbury's short-story "The Anthem Sprinters"? -- the setting is a film theater in Dubin.

"Happy St. Patrick's Day-- would you like to go to Fifth Avenue with a Fifth of Old Bushmills?" ---Proud and Thankful , Greenwich Connecticut

We are all now dumber for having read these pitiful lines...not even one was close to being funny.

Does anybody find this article a bit of fun? I don't know how ye enjoy St Patrick's Day with the abuse ye put up with in America.Ye Irish Americans are been treated worse the Black Americans on this site.This does not happen in Ireland.Maybe it's abuse ye like when it comes to St Patrick's day in America.We Irish are who we are and we will celebrate as WE see fit.When you think about it.A very small green island off the west coast of Europe commands the respect of that fu*kin' idiot Obama.A slightly incontinent old age British pensioner called Lizzy the Hun and the next fu*kin' all powerful half-commie chinky chinaman.I think the Nazi pope is still aching to pay us a visit.They wouldn't be visiting unless WE had something they want.We will celebrate as WE see fit.If we want to get drunk.Fu*k em!!I mean you could be British rioting and vomiting up jellied eels.Ye are all a bunch of PC bunch of pussies.Just punch them out.A bit of Irish "shock and awe" There is a time to not take things as a joke.

Nothing but 'Rubbish' as I see it. If you haven't got what women want, there are no words to help you get it.

Go home alone a lot did ya cuculin?

I hold the record in Kerry if not Ireland for going out every night for 3 years straight(lol)And not once have I ever used or heard anything even close to these garbage lines! And Magee and CiaraDexy are 100% correct. One minute everybody is up in arms about how we get stereo typed then when it suits us we live up to it. Can’t have it both ways. Personally I love taking the piss out of myself and the rest of Ireland and don’t care what t-shirts the stores try and sell. We need to get our sense of humor back as we are the ones who perpetuate the stereo types.

Let me clarify this again for those who don't understand-this is about best lines=Glendalouch,if your Da'didn't have a favorite line for your ma you wouldn't exist.This in no way has anything to do with drunk barfing DON'T CONFUSE THE TWO. If this bothers you take your sanctimonious hypocritical arse to church and pray for us that feel like having FUN.

I'm confused and with MaGee on this one... yesterday the shamrock barfing hat is offensive (as voted by a large margin) and today these little "gems" are not. When defending the Irish and honorable culture it can't be both ways. This piece is sad!!!

Calceltic, try reading an actual paper that is published in Ireland like the irish Times.

If ya don't have and Irish sense of humor and a love for all things Irish then stop reading Irish jokes and quips.