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The top ten Irish pick-up lines for St. Patrick's Day

Use that Irish charm and banter - get hearts racing the world over on St. Patrick's Day

MOLLY MULDOON,

IrishCentral Staff Writer

Published Friday, February 24, 2012, 7:03 AM

Updated Tuesday, March 5, 2013, 8:36 AM

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Get your charm on with this pick up lines for St. Patrick's Day

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The countdown to St. Patrick's Day is on! It's time to brush up on your Irish charm and banter and get your head around these ingenious chat up lines. Pick up an Irish lad / lassie this St. Patrick's Day.

Joining in with the festivities and embracing one of the most joyous holidays around, this is the perfect time to meet that someone special.

Whether you spot them at the bar, tucking into some corned beef and cabbage, or maybe marching in the parade, this St. Patrick’s Day try one of our Irish chat-up lines to charm that guy or girl.

Let us know how you get on!

1. I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck! (think clover, not shamrock)

2. Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold that is.

3. How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?

4. Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?

5. Come over to my place and I'll show you my Lucky Charms.

6. My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

7. Kiss me, I'm NOT Irish!!!

8. You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.

9. Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

10. Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Got any more Irish pick-up lines? Share them with us below.

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timbobdennehy | Feb 27, 2012, 05:32 PM EST

redundant

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Towngate | Feb 26, 2012, 06:32 PM EST

Aw,Honey, you sound so sad on the phone! ~ Would you like me to come and put a smile on your legs?

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jackieo | Feb 26, 2012, 10:38 AM EST

i say to all my irish friends-show me your irish shillelagh

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IrishJets47 | Feb 25, 2012, 08:14 PM EST

Hope to see all the Irish lad at the St,Patrick Day Parade on March 4th in Belmar New Jersey Parade start at 12 noon So come early.

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pattbaa | Feb 25, 2012, 02:20 PM EST

This "Commment" is not germane to this discussion , but are any of you familiar with Ray Bradbury's short-story "The Anthem Sprinters"? -- the setting is a film theater in Dubin.

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pattbaa | Feb 25, 2012, 01:59 PM EST

"Happy St. Patrick's Day-- would you like to go to Fifth Avenue with a Fifth of Old Bushmills?" ---Proud and Thankful , Greenwich Connecticut

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JohnE67 | Feb 25, 2012, 07:18 AM EST

We are all now dumber for having read these pitiful lines...not even one was close to being funny.

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sirpeter | Feb 24, 2012, 10:39 PM EST

Does anybody find this article a bit of fun? I don't know how ye enjoy St Patrick's Day with the abuse ye put up with in America.Ye Irish Americans are been treated worse the Black Americans on this site.This does not happen in Ireland.Maybe it's abuse ye like when it comes to St Patrick's day in America.We Irish are who we are and we will celebrate as WE see fit.When you think about it.A very small green island off the west coast of Europe commands the respect of that fu*kin' idiot Obama.A slightly incontinent old age British pensioner called Lizzy the Hun and the next fu*kin' all powerful half-commie chinky chinaman.I think the Nazi pope is still aching to pay us a visit.They wouldn't be visiting unless WE had something they want.We will celebrate as WE see fit.If we want to get drunk.Fu*k em!!I mean you could be British rioting and vomiting up jellied eels.Ye are all a bunch of PC bunch of pussies.Just punch them out.A bit of Irish "shock and awe" There is a time to not take things as a joke.

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DaithiSuibhne | Feb 24, 2012, 09:52 PM EST

Nothing but 'Rubbish' as I see it. If you haven't got what women want, there are no words to help you get it.

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Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 03:58 PM EST

Go home alone a lot did ya cuculin?

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cuculin | Feb 24, 2012, 03:52 PM EST

I hold the record in Kerry if not Ireland for going out every night for 3 years straight(lol)And not once have I ever used or heard anything even close to these garbage lines! And Magee and CiaraDexy are 100% correct. One minute everybody is up in arms about how we get stereo typed then when it suits us we live up to it. Can’t have it both ways. Personally I love taking the piss out of myself and the rest of Ireland and don’t care what t-shirts the stores try and sell. We need to get our sense of humor back as we are the ones who perpetuate the stereo types.

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Murph46 | Feb 24, 2012, 03:37 PM EST

Let me clarify this again for those who don't understand-this is about best lines=Glendalouch,if your Da'didn't have a favorite line for your ma you wouldn't exist.This in no way has anything to do with drunk barfing DON'T CONFUSE THE TWO. If this bothers you take your sanctimonious hypocritical arse to church and pray for us that feel like having FUN.

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Glendalouch | Feb 24, 2012, 03:19 PM EST

I'm confused and with MaGee on this one... yesterday the shamrock barfing hat is offensive (as voted by a large margin) and today these little "gems" are not. When defending the Irish and honorable culture it can't be both ways. This piece is sad!!!

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ciaradexy | Feb 24, 2012, 02:39 PM EST

Calceltic, try reading an actual paper that is published in Ireland like the irish Times.

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phearne | Feb 24, 2012, 02:22 PM EST

If ya don't have and Irish sense of humor and a love for all things Irish then stop reading Irish jokes and quips.

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