Move over Honey Boo Boo! Here comes the Irish version of ‘Toddlers and Tiaras.'
On March 17th - St. Patrick’s Day, of course - at the Doubletree Hotel in Alsip, Illinois, four different categories of Irish princesses will be crowned at the 'Little Miss Irish Princess' pageant.
They are 'My Lucky Lil Irish Baby Contest’ (ages 0-4), the Irish Princess Pageant, the Irish Queen pageant, and finally the Miss Irish Pageant.
Scores of Honey O'Boo Boos are set to descend on the hotel according to organizers to take part in what is the sixth year of competition.
The ‘Little Miss Irish Princess’ pageant markets itself as an Irish-themed competition, but lacks any discernible relations to Irish culture, unless it’s Honey Boo Boo’s vision of Ireland.
The good part about this pageant? It is a “natural” one - it prohibits excessive makeup. Whew, 0-4 year old babies wearing make up would be a sight!
For one part of the pageant, little Irish princesses only need to dig into their pockets! The site explains, “The contestant that sells the most votes will win a 5 ft trophy and be named the overall popularity princess. (votes are $5 each)”
The Tammany Hall boys would surely love that system!
The pageant’s site says: “This is a natural pageant. No makeup is allowed on girls 8 & under. Clear Lipgloss is the only exception. Light makeup is allowed on girls entered in the Miss Queen Pageant (ages 9 & up) Any questions please ask the director. No modeling experience is necessary. Judging will be based on a score of 1-10 for Personality(babies)/Poise, Facial Beauty, & Overall Appearance. Our panel of judges will be looking for naturally beautiful girls and handsome boys with personality!”
As part of the ‘Little Miss Irish Pageant,’ there is an “Irishwear Event” portion. The pageant’s site says: “Contestants may wear an Irish Themed outfit of their choice. This may be an Irish Dance Dress or any Irish themed outfit. Judging will be based on Creativity of Outfit and Overall Appearance. A winner in each division will receive a trophy. 2 finalists in each division will receive a nice award. Upbeat music will be provided for everyone or you may provide your own music. Hair pieces or wigs may be worn for the Irish Themed wear event only.”
There are lots of pictures on the site of toddlers donning sparkly green tutus, which isn’t necessarily the “Irishwear” that any Irish or Irish-American person is familiar with. Ah well.
Being “Irish” has fought a long hard battle against stereotypes in America, but I'll bet they have never encountered all that the ‘Little Miss Irish Pageant,’ entails.
Rose of Tralee, eat your heart out.
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.YellerBelly | Jan 08, 2013, 10:59 AM EST
Hopefully unlike "Honey Boo Hoo" they speak English and do not need a translator. Is it me or is that whole family mocking African Americans?
mamaginnty | Jan 05, 2013, 09:32 AM EST
This has been going on in America for years, I think it should be stopped. They have started on our irish dancers in competitions, where they are all wearing curly wigs and it looks so foolish as well. Nothing to beat nature's beauty, and tradition. Leave the kids alone mothers.
seanomelb | Jan 05, 2013, 12:43 AM EST
Failed parents treating their daughters like market meat shame on them
like2tweet | Jan 04, 2013, 07:03 PM EST
SAD
oldboreen | Jan 04, 2013, 01:48 PM EST
These so called child 'Beauty Pageants' are nothing more than a form of child abuse. We Irish should have nothing to do with them! Have we learned nothing! Child abuse doesn't necessarily mean sexual or physical abuse.
pegmckpt | Jan 04, 2013, 12:53 PM EST
I don't agree with these toddler pageants, but why does the article imply that anyone who would participate is the equivalent of Honey Boo Boo trailer trash?
irishbob | Jan 04, 2013, 12:42 PM EST
Being from Georgia, I find that Honey Boo Boo, and the rest of her inbred family, to be an embarrassment not just too every southerner, but to every human being. How anyone with an IQ over 3 could watch a show such as this is beyond imagination. It is bad enough that television is inundated with shows like American Idol and The X Factor, now we must put up with trash like Honey Boo Boo, where the producers must use subtitles because nobody can understand a word these idiots are saying.
TisEyerish | Jan 04, 2013, 11:47 AM EST
I agree with Leitrim666...it is child abuse. I don't get the fascination with Honey Boo Boo, either. Her family is trailer trash, she is way overweight and not cute at all. The world is going to hell in a handbasket, LOL.
Leitrim666 | Jan 04, 2013, 10:23 AM EST
Child abuse. This is about the parents (particularly the mothers), not the children.