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Take our quick and simple quiz to discover your Irish brain power. IQ= Irish quotient
Give yourself three points for every correct answer--and no googling! Answers at the end.
1 What is the longest river in Ireland?
A River Shannon
B River Liffey
C River Boyne
2 In Irish history who made the famous comments “To hell or to Connaught”?
A Ian Paisley
B Queen Elizabeth
C Oliver Cromwell
3 What political party is in power at present?
A Fine Gael & Labour
B Fianna Fáil
C The Green Party
4 What river was the city of Cork city built on?
A River Lee
B River Boyne
C River Lagan
5 Who brought potatoes to Ireland?
A Arthur Guinness
B Donald Trump
C Sir Walter Raleigh
6 What is the most common meal in Ireland?
A Bacon, cabbage and spuds
B Pasta roma
C Guinness beef stew
7 Which of these three great Irish writers did not win the Nobel Prize?
A William Butler Yeats
B James Joyce
C.George Bernard Shaw
8 Why do we have no snakes in Ireland?
A The climate is too cold
B St. Patrick banished them all
C We do have snakes!
9 What weapons do Irish police carry?
A Guns
B Batons
C Tasers
10 What is U2 frontman Bono's real name?
A Gavin O'Sullivan
B Joe Dolan
C Paul Hewson
Answers:1. A, 2.C, 3. A, 4. A, 5. C,6. A, 7. B, 8.B,9 . B, 10,C.
30 Points - You’re Irish to the core--pour yourself a pint of Guinness
18-27 - Very good, maybe a half glass of Guinness for you
9-18 - Hmm not so hot, a wee drop of Guinness in a thimble for you
0-9 - You’re’ English -- have some cider
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.Towngate | Mar 18, 2011, 02:41 PM EDT
Searlit: Full marks for Retention! Twice round the fire for you! ( I may set the questions next year, so don't get too cocky!)
Chieftain | Mar 15, 2011, 09:18 AM EDT
9 out of 10...only half of the black stuff for me...ah feck it...pour the whole thing!
Madeliene | Mar 15, 2011, 09:07 AM EDT
WOO HOO! missed # 8 I am not English LOLOL
Towngate | Mar 14, 2011, 05:32 PM EDT
SPARKLET: No great mystery! ~ I got 32 points and wouldn't give Shananagans.tri his 2 points back! ~ Please don't think bad of me, though, - I am going to invest them in Irish Bank Bonds. Slainte!
Searlit | Mar 13, 2011, 11:41 AM EDT
I got them all right, but I remembered the one I got wrong last year when they posted this test. I 'll enjoy that Guinness!
irishindy | Mar 13, 2011, 07:36 AM EDT
still Irish even do i am 8 years away. 30 points
gcwfromcanada | Mar 13, 2011, 04:31 AM EDT
I qualify for the half glass of Guinness. Maybe I'll take it in the Gresham Hotel, that would be wonderful!
Sparklet | Mar 13, 2011, 03:52 AM EDT
Shenanigans.tri - how did you manage to get 28?
Sparklet | Mar 13, 2011, 03:50 AM EDT
27. I didnt know the Nobel prize one.
JoanKaren | Mar 12, 2011, 07:07 PM EST
I like it because I got a 27 and I'm an Irish American
Towngate | Mar 12, 2011, 05:41 PM EST
CISSY52; Your comment is very moving. So post more Comments. Get involved. Explain yourself.Tell us story.
BiffSissy | Mar 11, 2011, 02:39 PM EST
Lots of "craic" in the comments
dickmac | Mar 11, 2011, 09:17 AM EST
There are several very strong myths about our beloved Saint Patrick, #1 His was not Irish. He was born in Wales or Scotland. #2 His name was not Patrick. His given name was Mayween Succat. He took the name Patricus when he was ordained a Priest in France. #3 He never drove the snakes out of Ireland because there were none there. The ecology did not support them. Driving the snakes is a term used in the Bible to "tell a story". The word serpant was used to designate a sinner or someone evil. Hence the snake in the Garden of Eden with Eve,
WoundedKnee | Mar 11, 2011, 04:46 AM EST
Tisovertheglen: Looks like granma had Alzheimers. Oliver Plunkett was executed in London, not Drogheda, and Cromwell had been dead for 23 years when Plunkett died.
Whitepark | Mar 11, 2011, 12:02 AM EST
The only one I guessed at was #8 the Snakes, which I never believed, my theory always was that they were Super sized worms and decided to call them snakes, and where is there a better place in the world to start rumours other than Ireland!!!
macausheen | Mar 10, 2011, 11:04 PM EST
Wasn't sure about the police carrying batons instead of guns. I want my full pint anyhow.
MAYOLAD | Mar 10, 2011, 10:04 PM EST
I must have been off that day, when they were teaching history...got 18 not too bad
cissy52 | Mar 10, 2011, 08:58 PM EST
I love being IRISH - I only wish I could afford to visit Ireland someday.
lindaburke | Mar 10, 2011, 08:44 PM EST
10/10 I'll be there in a few weeks for that pint of Guinness or two. lol
Correll | Mar 10, 2011, 08:22 PM EST
It was fun and I did quite well. I thought 8 B was just legend.
Gearoid4 | Mar 10, 2011, 06:12 PM EST
Sure if someone says to ye 'Tis yourself' when they grate ye, then you know that person is Irish or must have Irish roots.
Kells46 | Mar 10, 2011, 04:54 PM EST
Irishlassred: have you been 'tippin' the glass or what? What you say makes no sense. Read it and check out question #8 again. I guess those lovely nuns did not do such a good job after all,as your spelling is not the best either, i.e. GRAMMAR, not GRAMMER. Maybe you should use spell check yourself. This way people will not trash you as a 2nd generation Irish person!!
Tisovertheglen | Mar 10, 2011, 04:25 PM EST
Our aged and late grandmother had some rare 'answers' to the history and geography of Ireland. Had her own unique grasp of things when asked by the hearth on this and that when we were youngsters and stopped by after Sunday Mass. Apparantly there were always potatoes in Ireland but Cromwell brought pestilence and Famine upon us for hanging Blessed Oliver Plunkett in Drogheda. The reason the River Boyne has no fish. St.Patrick banished the snakes from Ireland but they came back on the boats across the water with The Black and Tans. Arthur Guiness & Sons in Dublin fooled the clergy for the longest time that they were Catholic.The reason Pioneer Pins were handed out at the Church Misson by the Redemptorists who said Mass in a lovely way not to be forgotten. May she Rest in Peace. I am forever grateful and Irish by way of a turf fire and memorable moments. She liked Charles Stewart Parnell and Yeats and prayed they were in Purgatory and not some Presbyterian graveyard.
S7McCabe | Mar 10, 2011, 04:19 PM EST
My son Patrick did our geneology and I am proud to say that one of my Grandmother's was born in Carrickmacross, County Monahan. Grandfather born here of Irish parents from Cavan. McNally and McCabe. I will be 70 on St. Patrick's Day and my white hair will be neon green. I have 3 Children, Mike, Patrick, and Mary, of course. I've been to Ireland and did no tourist towns. We met the real people of Ireland. I left my sins there in confession and went to Mass in the Church where Grandma was Baptised. I am an IRISH AMERICAN and proud of it. No beer for me. Dad taught us to drink a good Irish whiskey straight up. So, he was right but he forgot to tell us about the headache. LOL I don't need any tests. I've got the birth certificate from Dublin. I can have dual citizenship, if I want and the paper work is finished to do just that!
shenanigans.tri | Mar 10, 2011, 03:29 PM EST
I got 28 points but I don't drink Guinness at all or any other beverage of the kind! haha! My father would knock my block off if I took a drink. What would I get then??? Or should I ask! :)
LouGuyt | Mar 10, 2011, 03:10 PM EST
As for #8, there were NEVER any snakes in Ireland.
CitizenWhy | Mar 10, 2011, 02:53 PM EST
Actually, St. Patrick tried to import snakes to Ireland. When that did not work, he decided to take credit for banishing them. Typical foreigner out to hoodwink the gullible natives.
fedupirish | Mar 10, 2011, 01:52 PM EST
Snakes, St. Patrick? You can do better.
Irishjule | Mar 10, 2011, 01:51 PM EST
I think the "snakes" that St. Patrick banished were the pagan beliefs and rituals that he replaced with Christianity.
Liamkeyes | Mar 10, 2011, 01:13 PM EST
No! No! No! St. Patrick did not banish the snakes from Ireland. There were no snakes to begin with. It probably refers to "Ne'er do wells and wasters and dossers" in other words, snakes was an apt description. Upon reflection, over Fifteen hundtred years later, it seems that they are appearing in Ireland again.
cillowen | Mar 10, 2011, 12:59 PM EST
how dare you put some inane challenge before me. Joyce was the only one that I guessed at. 100% then.
tomgallagher | Mar 10, 2011, 12:56 PM EST
Because St. Patrick banished them..LMAO. Give me a break.
dickmac | Mar 10, 2011, 12:06 PM EST
Your answer to Why there are no snakes in Ireland I disagree with.Science states that the ecology does not support them back to the Ice Age. The word serpent or snake, is all through the Bible and refers to Sinners not snakes. Do you think that a snake (serpent) really spoke to Eve and told her to eat the apple!Bye bye what was His real name ?
SeamusMor | Mar 10, 2011, 10:52 AM EST
27! I want a full glass!
connemaraman | Mar 10, 2011, 09:54 AM EST
your quiz is wrong , fine geal is in power now in coalition with labour
antoman | Mar 10, 2011, 09:44 AM EST
Sir Walter Raleigh gave Queen Elizabeth's cook some potatoe's from the New Land to prepare for a banquet that evening.The cook considering the potatoe's as merely roots cast them aside and instead prepared the stem and leaves of the plant.The leaves are poisonous and he may well have killed the Queen and her court were it not that the pot was dropped in transit from the kitchen to the table.
Irishlassred | Mar 10, 2011, 09:06 AM EST
This is the SAME "quiz" as last year - come on now. I'm 2nd generation Irish and I nailed the answers. Dig a bit harder AND use spell/grammer check: What do we have no snakes in Ireland? Don't you mean - why not what? This is why people trash the Irish - check your work! That's what the nuns drummed into me.