Epitaphs of wisdom and wit found on Irish tombstones

if your reading this headstone ,,i died before ya...comments please ..its dead funny..

The Los Angeles, CA tombstone of the self-deprecating comedian, Rodney Dangerfield, reads, "There goes the neighborhood."

oaklongan & stanjames - typical anti-Catholic ignorant bigots...

Here lies the bones of Mary Jones Her life held no terrors Born a virgin, died a virgin No runs, no hits,no errors

Cast a cold eye on life, on death! Horseman, pass by.

SeamusMor: You have that WC Fields quote wrong.

From the Auld Wesht: Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a 44, No less no more. This stone was raised by Sarah's lord, Not Sarah's virtues to record, For they're well known to all in town, But it was raised to keep Sarah down. Here lieth the body of Martha Dias, Always busy and not very pious, Who lived to the age of tree score ten, And gave to worms what she refused to men.

Here lies the body of Mary Knox Who gave a hundred men the pox Here she lies, she's not forgotten Her heart waS good but her c###t was rotten...

This one was removed from near our place but it was witnessed by many ... "Under these stones lies Mary O'Conner. They are not the first stones that were laid upon her."

"All things considered, I'd rather be here than in Philadelphia." W. C. Fields' tombstone

'tho I'm no poet...these Irish gravestone epitaphs ring True to me. Would say same of these on my own immediate kin...I'm Irish in my Blood and Bones, for sure.

stanJames...Interesting Truth about Hitler and Vatican...NO rest for the Wicked.

There she lies dead and forgotten... Her arase is red and her crack is rotten (could have been written for my ex...

Under These Stones Lies Mary Jones And Sure It Is No Wonder. Because These Are Not The Only Stones That Mary Jones Lid Under.

My favorite found in a rural grave yard near Middletown, Ohio Remember me as you pass by As you are now so once was I As I am now soon you will be Remember death, come follow me.