A whiter shade of pale

Wait around long enough and you won't have to worry about the Irish being vulnerable to skin cancer. You see, they're importing so many foreign settlers from throughout Aisa and Africa that in a generation or two your typical Irishman will be dark-skinned and quite immune to the sun's rays.

Yeah, like THAT might happen. Me joining a nudist camp?!? Did you not read a bleedin' thing I wrote here? My next article will be about the "Irish curse." ANOTHER reason not to disrobe.

More than 1000 nudist at NudistWiki.com will have a party. Do you want to join in？

Niall, I knew the thought of me slathering myself in lotion would arouse something in you. Ha!

I think the image of Mike slathering sunscreen on his man boobs is worth a Picasso masterpiece

We dont all have pale skin, ginger hair & freckles!

I'm a native Irishman, blackhaired (was!) and I tan very easily. So easily that as a student working in Atlantic City I darkened a lot. On my return home, my fellow students nicknamed me 'The Wop', an ungracious term for an Italian. Better to be called 'Red' or 'Whitey' than 'The Wop'. Skin cancer is no joke - a friend of mine died from it and it was not nice at all for him or us.

You are what you are. Nothing wrong with pale white skin. Btw, my brother is a board-certified dermatologist and tells me that the latest research shows that anything above a SPF of 30 is a waste of money - just makes you mentally feel better to use a larger number. Check it out. He recommends sunscreen for everyone and lots of it. Even dark-skinned people can get skin cancer.

Pale white skin is actually beautiful if it is not SUN-DAMAGED by frequent exposure to the sun. If you are fair, and in the sun, cover your skin with lots of sunscreen with a full max (70) rating! Is skin cancer worth it????

sunscreen doesn't work for me no matter how much-- i'm a shade only guy